Susan Dillinger

|Guilford College Soccer & Swim ‘20⚽️#4🏊🏻‍♀️ Alum| (X3💕)

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Me after saying “no updates from me” on my only call of the day

[Susan Dillinger @Suedill98]

She ❤️ @aubrey_gunther

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

[Francis @Frrancis]

Subway sandwich air strike takes out grandpa

[You @BravesGasm]

Looked significantly slower than 103 but okay

[* @K8IXVIII]

@Suedill98 emails her gf at work bc she can’t bring her phone in 🥹

If they want to they will

[Susan Dillinger @Suedill98]

@K8IXVIII S/o Microsoft Outlook

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.

[Susan Dillinger @Suedill98]

@K8IXVIII Honestly she probs deserved it

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“mom, i frew up”

[ً @DlCKLACE]

this is really the antagonist in doja cat’s life rn

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[parallel universe where they kept making National Treasure sequels]

nic cage: we are going to steal federalist papers no. 49-57

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

pray for my bro

[N8 ™️ @droptopn8]

Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

No thoughts head empty