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@SenWarren Where did you get your money? You are the biggest hypocrite along with your POS DEMOCRATS!

[EDIGuy @EDIGuy01]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

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@EDIGuy01 Exactly 👍

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@FelonousFeline @JaviXCubaLibre You are exactly correct! The
VOTER FRAUD has happened in most states! She and the rest of the corrupt Democrats need to be removed and replaced with politicians that put America and its people FIRST!

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@DemocraticWins Why don’t you look into yours and the Democratic party corruption you POS!

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@FloraLuzz_ TROJAN HORSE !

[Christine 🇺🇸 @KC3FMS_in_19073]

@FloraLuzz_

[Just Call Me Jaded @FisherMade32818]

@FloraLuzz_ Only true if said women are total idiots
And lack the intelligence to be voting in the first place

[Michael Miller @MichaelMil60676]

@FloraLuzz_

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@DonaldTDaily A

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@_MelGibsonstory A Yes

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@BernieSanders A vote for a Democrat is a vote for ILLEGALS and the DEMOCRATIC POCKETS, not the American people. Money going to all these people who DO NOT BELONG IN AMERICA and We The American People Are Paying for it! That is why our prices are so high! VOTE RED! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@DonaldTrumpVois Yeah and I’m the Queen of England 🤩

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@ewarren Oh you run your mouth after you got rich off of American backs!

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@ewarren You and your corrupt Dems allowed millions of migrants come into this country and have given them everything including our social security while the American people are struggling. You have a DAMN NERVE spewing NOTHING BUT LIES!

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@Luna_Jones79 Your right, not your flag, mot your anthem and not your President! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

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@Jolie_Miller09 Phenomenal

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@SenWarren When are you going to STOP THE LIES?

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@CharlieWard709 That’s a BIG NO!

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@CoryBooker Are you kidding? The only corrupt beings on the room are you Booker and the Democrats!