_msoh

Love, Light wamlambez💃💃

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

A little “we can leave on Friday and come back Sunday afternoon “ would fix me right now.😭

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

I just know that "OCS anakugongea..." must have hit like crack to a relapsed addict.

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

My nephew tunacheza hide and seek, kumbe kashenzi kalijificha kakalala, my God, sijawahi panic ivo in my life, niliskia sukari imepanda mara moja. Never playing that game with him tena.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Waiyaki way tunaishi kama vipofu...any lane is yours and bora msiguzane usiku because the vehicle knows home and rumble stips every 10mtrs, kunusa 60kph maybe after flyover limuru😫🤣...

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

How I'm grabbing opportunities this month

[Sigh more @Saimoh_1]

Retweet apate wazazi wake

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[Mavhu @holyash21]

This guy deserve a raise.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Lakini Kenyans can be unserious, ati wacha niamke niongeze Eulogy ama matanga yangu iishe saa tano 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Dear makers of women's clothing…

Pants pockets should be like poetry.

DEEP ENOUGH TO BE MEANINGFUL.

[Daniel Lutaaya @DanielLutaaya]

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen.
If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood.
And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads.
As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Sasa huyo Bald Man atuwekee show yake and we can close 2026!!!....

[Louis The Child @LouisTheChild]

Bieber pulled up to Coachella and said gimme the HDMI

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was

[Makau @Ericmakau_]

Utazipata before August ama Bicep??

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Corporate rule : If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem.

[Sharonstone @shaz_oyoo]

Labour day and Madaraka day fall on a Friday and Monday respectively 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️
This is the year that the Lord has made. We are literally working 4 days a week in Q2 😆😆😆😆

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

Alikiba says ‘it’s your birthday tonight agizia dorime’ and y’all don’t think this is modern Poetry? 😭😭😭