Caitlynn

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@Tubi, You have bewitched me body and soul

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I was off on this one by a smidgen

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PREDICTION:

Cancel culture will be completely canceled within the next two years.

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Breaking news: the muppets have euthanized Fozzie bear

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I have been locked out of this account for 2 years lol waz up

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Twitter is so dry, let’s all subtweet each other

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Y’all ever just feel like MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN HE WORKS FROM NINE TO FIVE

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Where tf did Buffalo Bill get those night vision goggles?!?

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

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In high school I had to go to the principals office once and they told me they were going to call my mom and I responded with “Well you’re going to need a phone to heaven” 😂

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I really want that Barstool lady who goes up to people and asks them “how many times do you call your mom in a week?” to approach me lmao

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“All I know is I was upstairs and I’m listing to my Will Smith CD and I see all these flames going everywhere”

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Also something sickening that I do right now is use Twitter through the internet. Can’t stand to have the app on my phone lol

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My two double whammy’s why I have a god complex
1. Not allergic to poison ivy
2. Still haven’t had covid

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Did anyone else base all of their adolescent relationships on results from the love calculator?

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@nickelsondan honestly, so true. I have to go rethink all of this.

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Also who would have thought I would get married. Kind of legendary.

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My depression is working the graveyard shift