Lauren Meaders

From you guys to y’all and everywhere in between.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

honk hear the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, rake in the lake

[Ben Meaders @QuesoCaliente]

Just to reiterate, if I die in a school shooting, I expect the rest of y'all to send my corpse to whichever of our current senators receives the most funding from the NRA.

Thank you.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

And I wish I could tell you there was more context to this, but homeboy served it to me with no warning.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

My dude @QuesoCaliente just told me that if they named one of the seven dwarves from Snow White after me they'd be called "Sad".

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

POV it's 6 AM on concert day and you've already been accosted by a parent via the Remind app.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

POV you see me tryna keep my nose from running.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

Oklahoma, it's been 100 degrees for two months now. Please show mercy.

Oklahoma: No.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

Eighteen-year-old Lauren made a LOT of dumb decisions, but she also refused to purchase a car with leather seats and I'm proud of her for that.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

PSA: If you refer to underprivileged students as "riff-raff"

*deep breath*

Jesus loves you and I am TRYING.

[Ben Meaders @QuesoCaliente]

He gets it.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

liv
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LUV

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

@QuesoCaliente

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

@QuesoCaliente BUT ALSO WHY DOES IT ONLY HAVE FOUR FINGERS??!

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

"You ever look at sliced bread and be like...that's WHACK??"

Saturday morning contest is off to a solid start.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

An actual conversation with one of my high school juniors today. They a hot mess, y'all.

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

POV you're the person in charge of the music for the parade of nations:

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

@t_glove09 @littlewiggs3 Can you IMAGINE

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

Happy Last Day of School Before Break!!

Please enjoy this presentation a sixth grade student created and shared with me:

https://t.co/sfAEaxtY9E

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

I think there might be a new addition to the orchestra room after winter break.

[Christina O'Connor @oconnor289]

I put this @tedlasso "Believe" poster up this morning and on their way out of class at the end of first block, I watched the students just instinctively reach up to hit it. Got me right in the feels. @jasonsudeikis @brettgoldstein @brendanhunting @hanwaddingham

[Lauren Meaders @SuitableMate]

Why is "Jawbreakers" written in sarcasm font?