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@Schmutz_9R Sobriety is gay AF. Literally. Have you ever met or heard of a celebrity that got better at their craft after they got sober? Side note: have you been to a modern motley crue show? God it was awful. They need to start drinking and doing cocaine again.

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@stinky_kitty22 You sound fun at parties bro. I just don't shower so whores don't touch my pecker while I sleep. The stench keeps the ones that don't want to tell you, "go take a shower" away. And the ones that'll hurt your feelings enough to tell you that you stink are usually decent girls.

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@KingVelesI You do know raccoons carry rabies, right? Literally almost all of the wild ones...if CPS saw that kid playing with a wild raccoon that kid is going to foster care.

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@amalespace As a person that has accidentally ended up dating prostitutes before. No, we don't. Those bitches are fucking nuts. "Take me out. Take me to this place." Bitch, you're lucky you made enough last night for me to buy that Rolex from the plug. Otherwise I'd have changed the locks.

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@thedavidboyd Tell him, "I'm not." Then just stare at him till he leaves.

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@DrMcFillin Yeah, you can ask your doctor for samples. Idk if you knew that. Medical sales reps drop by all the time to give them samples. They keep them in a cabinet. Me, I'm loving these blood pressure pills the last one gave me. They make me see pink rainbows in the sky while I drive.

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@EricVallieres84 Get some cutting oil and go slow. A lot of that industrial steel is way harder than drill bit steel. Oil helps. So does a tungsten or diamond tipped drill bit. If you have the money.

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@cuteraccoon1234 When you tell the neckbeards Jesus died so you can ignore the 10 commandments their fucking heads spin..."but you can't lie to us, it says right here." No, it says "thou shalt not bear false witness and this isn't a courtroom." ;)

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@uncleTgotpaid Me personally. I'm not even that smart. I just learned from experience to avoid shit that's going to end in me catching charges. For literally anything.

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@BowTiedTrance People like you are the reason autism is on the rise. I never hear about Mexicans or Indians getting autoimmune disorders from poop particles. White people...whole different ballgame. "Oh my son has rhino virus now because he left the lid up." Tell that kid to go eat dirt.

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@Bug_Hall STOP DIGGING NOW THE JIMMY HOFFA SHIT WAS MORE FUN WHEN NOBODY FOUND HIS BODY!!!

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@3DPrintGeneral Yeah that's because a single space is bullshit. It depends which writing guidelines you're following as well. APA, MLA, Turabian, etc. It's okay bro. I always use two spaces too. Why? Because the computer automatically adds a period and it saves me minutes/hours.

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@paleoludic The parasitic wasps were created by an evil wizard about 40,000 years ago. Bone cancer was also an evil wizard. There was an elf that raped his daughter so to punish the elf he developed bone cancer using alchemy and gave the it to the half elf spawn his daughter birthed.

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@seanboisselle They are. If you get so overwhelmed you can't remember 5 tasks please get on meds. I'm usually anti meds too, but please take them if 5 things overwhelmes you. Also anybody doing more than 5 things a day. Sit down, brother, hit this doob and chill TF out.

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@NovemXI What the fuck is honey mustard? I'm kind of fat and now I'm intrigued...do you mix honey and mustard or is it more complicated than that?

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@Bob328087374292 @Charli3M00r3 Don't do that. You'll end up with the workers doing even more BS. Just tell them, "the drugs I do, can't be tested for." Then come to work fucked up on Benadryl and OTC cough syrup. That'll show em.

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@anth_genious @Charli3M00r3 What? Only 35? Usually I'm at about 16 pints a week but last weekend was Labor Day. I think I drank about 48 beers in 24 hours. If I'm adjusting the numbers for 12 oz. Brewskis and not pints. Let's be honest if you get drunk off of less than 6 pints of American beer you suck.

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@whalecrush @Charli3M00r3 Exactly 12, .12 gram lines each. You do any more than that we gotta let you go, boss. It's all about moderation.

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@mattdykema Pay more retard. I ain't getting out of bed for less than $24/hour at this point. And I'd better not have to think to hard or deal with bullshit.

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Like, I get it boys. I was the best salesman you ever had. You intentionally gaslighting me and hacking me to make me come crawling back at the same pay you started me at isn't going to work. I could literally play this game till the cows come home and y'all bankrupt yourselves.

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I love it when I make posts in jest on this platform and then magically a bunch of cop videos show up on my YT feed. It's almost like whoever does read these posts can't take a joke and is a retard that will go to prison for a long time WHEN he gets caught.

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Literally. I've told YT several times "not interested" on cop bodycam videos. Does YT just throw my preferences in the trash? Or is something else going on here that is probably illegal and will lead to me getting more money out of some dumb fucks that think they know me?