Suleman|سليمان

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

Always kind of boggling when a white guy walks past me absolutely reeking of oud and my brain immediately goes:

“As-salamu alaykum, brother.” 😭

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

“If there’s one thing I have learnt is that expectations are resentments under construction”

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

Which teaches us more: the love we receive or the pain we endure?

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

It's easier to be angry than it is to be sad,
That's just a matter of fact.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

not only is she a fashion icon, but she is clearly the life of the party and absolutely insane for this 😭

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

@adreaminadream These names mek up? Lol Or nation selling out de men?
Know are governments love victimizating.

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

@RHBlackMan Maybe im not British miserable yet

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

@adreaminadream Thank you

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

Maybe I am brilliant…
How does one pass a professional exam barely studying through a depressive episode with anxiety 😂
I should really apply my inattentive ass

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

99% of the time if I’m smiling at the gym is because of a song lyric.
“Sit down pon buddy when you feel horny. Can't 360? Go 340…” 🎵

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

I’m so blessed that I don’t have to lie about the cuteness of my nieces and nephews ❤️

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

@shitluckcyd @lukeyism Abstract “girl math” 🧐

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

No one tells you wig glue itches this much 😡

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

A few years ago we was posting our friends slow grinding and twerking inna fete. Now we posting babies and 1st birthdays 🫠

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

I really hate the term “Caribbeans”.

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

@robanthonie Or using them as your own!

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

Person: you always look so serious

Me singing along in my head: “A rich man live inna yuh hole like de muddaland
Like de muddaland”

[Suleman|سليمان @SulemanAPatel]

@adreaminadream Colonizer lover