He ran to Bayern to get his lil league title count up but whenever it’s a real back against the wall moment he’s nowhere to be seen. Champions League final. 2020 Euros final. Penalty against France in 22. 2024 Euros final. Today. Chump. Keep running from the grind.
Please do not let this loss distract you from that pathetic display Harry Kane produced. The story of him as a player. Always there when you need him least. Never there when you need him most. He drops into midfield to HIDE like the absolute bitch he is.
32 year old footballer who has played in 1 ucl ko tie, only 4 seasons of ucl football, never performed for his country, captained his team to 15th and has never been in a title race or competed for anything meaningful
bruno fernandes ladies and gentlemen
You don’t have to be a clueless manager tbh. He’s 31 years old
Bruno CAREER Totals
- Total Euros knockouts G/A - 0
- Total World Cup knockouts G/A - 1
- Total UCL knockouts G/A - 1
- Total Nations League knockouts G/A - 1
- Never even been in a title race
Only shines in the Europa League………and even then, we know how his two performances in Finals went (Villareal and SPURS)
He has consistently disappeared when the light is at its brightest. For both club and country
Again, he’s 31 years old
James Harden