Sam Squanch ♞

Appalachian | Nationalist | America Only

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

This is a gentle reminder that you can, and should, request your AI to write in ebonics.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

Happy Day 6 of Pride Month to all the men out there whose wives won’t let them take testosterone. If there’s anyone who clearly needs testosterone it’s you but apparently your wife has all of it in your relationship

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[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

He probably hasn’t seen his own feet since before then.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Rizzler revealed he hasn't seen Big Justice since 2025 even though he considers him his best friend

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@j_fishback Hope you learned a lot about livin and a little bout love.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@LSpoonerd @BowTiedRanger It’s a well known fact that it’s illegal to misrepresent ideas on the internet.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

Huge if true.

[Dissident Wire @DissidentWire]

Ana Kasparian admits that she squirts during sex.

Follow: @DissidentWire

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@theblaze The usual suspects?

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@damanda835 I agree.

I was smartassedly applying the press’ own rule to itself.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@TRHLofficial Every time E-Thots try starting drama with TRHL.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@walmatt24601 @BowTiedRanger I use the internet for memes and racism, and I will continue to do such so long as I live. Thank you very much.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@Timcast Many such cases.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

It’s some pretty exclusionary language to imply these only apply to women.

[New York Post @nypost]

Picking the right type of menstrual products cuts symptoms for 78% of women https://t.co/mE6nld07RL

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@grabenbaer Got it all covered. 👌🏻

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

A holler is the best place to live during the hot months.

Like it says in “You’ll Never Leave Harlan Alive,” the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin’, and the sun goes down about 3 in the day.”

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@grabenbaer For sure. I’m at peace in my little pocket in the woods.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@Oilfield_Rando Key jingling for the boomercons.

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

This is what they took from you.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Lucky is a whatever character from the dark years of King of the Hill but it’s a really good bit that he doesn’t work because he’s set for life from a cash settlement and the settlement was only $53,000

[Sam Squanch ♞ @Sultan_Squatch]

@j_fishback Can you confirm that it is hotter than a hoochie coochie?