Deity

You didnt saw me here and you didnt hear that from me.

[Deity @SumDeity]

"Gimme this"; "Gimme that"
Gimme my candles?? Gimme food??? Talk to me????

[Deity @SumDeity]

Yeah I feel like it doesnt work the same

[Deity @SumDeity]

Im just a god

[Deity @SumDeity]

"Send a sign!"
*Ignores the sign*
BRUH why do you bother askin then? What is this? You woke up thinking “God must be doing nothing, lazy ass bih” So you ask me for things you ignore? But then if I send you to "hell" im the bad guy

[Deity @SumDeity]

Whats the name of that one song? “people say were alike, they say we got the same hair”?

[Deity @SumDeity]

I also like the "Guards, seize him!", monarcs wanted to be me and I used to think their aesthetic was nice. Like two baddies (im the prettiest and you know it) hating each other cause they're jealous (I aint).

[Deity @SumDeity]

I keep thinking about giant me pickin one of you between my fingers, thats probably why you think like this too. Im afraid I am “the father”

[Deity @SumDeity]

"What kinda god would-" Me? Me. Probably me. You're talking about me arent you?

[Deity @SumDeity]

The deck, dumbass

[Deity @SumDeity]

Stars.. stare, staring, Im staring, my bad

[Deity @SumDeity]

I like curls

[Deity @SumDeity]

You know

[Deity @SumDeity]

"I didnt asked-" WDYM YOU DIDNT ASKED YOU LITERALLY ASKED, YOU LITERALLY ASKED THAT! What you wanted then? DON'T TELL ME IF ITS A MINOR DETAIL I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YO ASS

[Deity @SumDeity]

I meant what I meant.

[Deity @SumDeity]

HEY YOU, play those damn cards

[Deity @SumDeity]

Nah

[Deity @SumDeity]

Oh, ok

[Deity @SumDeity]

"Hey, I need-"
Hi, good morning to you too mf

[Deity @SumDeity]

I don't wanna see that but I can't "scrool" you, so STOP.

[Deity @SumDeity]

Neither shit nor get off the pot, you guys are unbearable

[Deity @SumDeity]

I'll keep watchin tho