Imagine you're Richard Madeley.
You've spent the whole Christmas coming up with a comeback for Mick Lynch after he ran rings around you the last time you spoke.
You give it your best shot, and in three seconds Mick Lynch makes you look silly. Again.
@RickSteinRest ‘“Twas the night before Christmas” and my mothers present still hasn’t turned up should have arrived a week ago, phoned Monday and told there’d put on express delivery very disappointing #RickSteinRest