Summer Dykstra

I'm just funny and people need to know.

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

“What is wrong with you? This is a Wendy’s bathroom!” -My sister after being asked “are you Summer’s sister?”
#wendys #smalltown #relatable

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

Sister: You don’t just randomly ask someone for their heart! That’s creepy.
Me: I mean, at this point, I’ll take it.
#foreveralone #singlelife

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

Me (yelling at the list of romance movies on my watch next queue): Love is a hoax!!!
*five minutes later*...oh. It must be Valentine’s Day. Eff love. #ValentinesDayMemes #foreveralone #single

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

“Why is there tea if it’s not a Long Island Tea?” -my father
#booze #longislandicedtea #family

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Me: *coughs* sorry I just...inhaled a little rum.
Sister: Well, that’s very pirate of you.
#Halloween #booze #Pirates

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

When Paul sings Moana for Prof Hidgens in TGWDLM, how does he know the words? He doesn’t like musicals? He doesn’t have kids. I need answers!! @NickLangTweets #tgwdlm #theguywhodidntlikemusicals #starkid

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Birthday with my best friend and best sister, drinking and watching The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals. #perfect #tgwdlm #theguywhodidntlikemusicals #birthday #QuarantineLife

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

Me: If you get close to someone, they’ll let you down.
My brother: I won’t let you down! ...I won’t lift you up, but I won’t let you down.
#siblings #thanks?

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Me: Yeah, my social skills aren’t that great.
Roommate: No, but they are funny.
#kthanks #introvertlife

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@ShanLocked Clark. Reid. Benjamin. Same though.

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@ShanLocked You can marry meeee?!?!?

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

In the past two days I’ve had probably ten people come up to me and ask in a sympathetic voice: “Hey, how are you? You look tired.” Apparently I look as bad as I feel. #school #finalsarecoming #theendisnear

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@ShanLocked I kind of needed that. Thanks babe.

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@ShanLocked Go make friends.

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@ShanLocked I think until you’re 26. FYI

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

Watching Beauty and the Beast with my notebook next to me still counts as studying, right?
#FinalsWeek #BeautyAndTheBeast

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@jk_rowling @ShanLocked

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@ShanLocked You’re gorgeous and beautiful and amazing and perfect and wonderful and and and...

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@ShanLocked To quote a friend of mine when I read this to her, “Preach”.

[Summer Dykstra @SummDykstra]

@ShanLocked Me, but with Canes though.