Summer McCormick

San Franciscan ❤️

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

@MrsCMFrancis You do realize that vet bills include important medication that an animal may need, like for season allergies. Just like you may have. Should we put you down for your holistic or pharmaceutical medications?

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

@MrsCMFrancis No, it’s just right.

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

@StephenKing reading Fairy Tale before Holly, and this line is ❤️‍🔥

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

@StephenKing 95th at the Library to get it 🩵

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

@alexa99 ☁️

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

[Brooks Jarosz @Brooks_Jarosz]

RIGHT NOW: Snow in the #Oakland and #Berkeley hills.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

I don’t mean to be rude but if any government shoots down any more flying objects I’m, respectfully, going to need someone to get in front of a microphone and tell us what the hell is going on

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Defense appreciation tweet.

[Scott Stallings @stallingsgolf]

Literally had been checking the mailbox five times a day and then I got this random DM yesterday 🫠

[Daniel Swain @Weather_West]

Just kind of obsessing over the amazing and perfectly-framed satellite imagery today of the inbound California storm. This is a *textbook* mid-latitude cyclone, with well-defined warm and cold fronts, and it's even developing an eye-like feature near its center. #CAwx

[Jordon Rooney @jordonr]

Damars parents wanted me to get this out there:

Beware of people requesting cash app donations and making GoFundMe’s.

If you do want to support Damar’s foundation, his initial toy drive campaign has turned into the central location for that.

https://t.co/9jIDfD54zF

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

Poor Deebo ❤️😭 @19problemz

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

The officiating on this #49ers game is offensive.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough.

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

@pfimrite Thinking of you ❤️

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

The Electra Fire in Amadaor County grew to over 3,000 acres overnight, Cal Fire officials said: https://t.co/9d3xEETXks

[Summer McCormick @Summer_Lynn]

Can’t wait for Fall so I can buy perennials in her honor. Will be cutting out diaper coupons ASAP ❤️ @caityweaver

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

Got the worst news I’ve ever gotten last week. My mom and I made each other cry laughing all the time. I hate to think about all the deals she’s going to miss out on. I hope she guides me to the best sales forever.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

When the 2nd Amendment was ratified, it took an average of 1-2 minutes to reload a flintlock rifle for each shot.

[Emma Bolden @emmabo]

i wish every pet owner would release an album of songs they make up for their pets