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[Gerald Genson @GensonGerald]

@1ssve "you know what keep the item and have a refund, we don't even want to waste time on that trash you bought"

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

😂

[nat @idontcur17250]

only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is that i'm outside

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

If you’re a lover girl you HAVE to practice detachment or you’ll die!!!!

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Micro-dosing hell by staying informed and educated.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Somebody said “there's so much love in me but there is nowhere safe to put it anymore”
And I felt every word

[acervo sex and the city @archivesatc]

i suggest you go through life like I do, enjoying men, but no expecting them to fill you up, except when… you know

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

18 days into 2026

[avril things @thinkinglovesux]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.
https://t.co/vAgpzDxdLj

[naiive @naiivememe]

Dear Lord, i didn't even fuck around so why am i finding out

[Oli @WokeOli]

Probably heard the barista calling your name and got confused

[Keir Bradwell @keirbradwell]

The main thing I’ve learned since moving to London is that everything is always 40 minutes away. Irrespective of the distance involved, the mode of transport, or how long Google Maps says. It’s 40 minutes away.

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

Fathers don't usually d¡e during childbirth

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Do you want to accept all cookies?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Me, in Tesco’s tonight deciding which community project to invest my little blue token in.