Summer Di Laurentis || Parody

❛ My unicorn is no longer a unicorn. He's a judgmental donkey.❜ ――

⌠RP ▪ 21+ ▪ Parody⌡ #OffCampus #BriarU

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘋𝘪 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘴 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

♡ Novella & descriptive writer
♡ Book & show portrayal
♡ Mature themes / MDNI
♡ Adult mun, 25+
♡ #OffCampus #BriarU

A performance by #Cիαo𝚝icDivα

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

@PuckandCharm @.summerprıncess 👑commented on your post:

I highly doubt that was casually lie-ing around the boy's house, when I have the same one that mysteriously went missing the last time you were home. And believe me when I say, nothing can help those pores, Dicky. Love you. Miss you xo

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

@RivenLyricist -- pushing my food around the plate. "You weren't kidding when you said you had plenty of stamina. Fucking me all night and then going off to fuck her. Talk about having your cake and eating it."

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

@RivenLyricist -- that been going on? And don't try to deny it, I've seen the photos. I especially love the rather graphic one of you fucking her in what looks like a public toilet the morning after we first slept together." Scoffing as I picked up my fork, --

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

-- him, pressing a kiss on his cheek. "Let me guess? You realised you missed me so much you came all this way to see me?" Laughing again as I pulled away, wrapping a hand around his and pulling him inside. (@LEGENDARYLYRlC)

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

@LEGENDARYLYRlC

꧁•⊹٭𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝٭⊹•꧂

My head shook as I looked from the stove to the message alert flashing on my screen from Alex. It was no surprise that he wasn't going to be home tonight. Ha. Home, that was a joke. So we'd --

[Summer Di Laurentis || Parody @SummerInCouture]

-- or some shit? He had been my crush for the longest time. We'd had that, will we won't we relationship. Oddly enough reminding me of Alex and Laci.

"Cian Ramos, what the fuck brings you to New York?" I laughed as I lunged forward to wrap my arms around --