Ben Thomas

By the greying of my pubes, something wicked this way comes. Overweight, overawed and over there (somewhere).

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

@orlandocgarcia Poor old Colin. Hopefully they’ll get him back on the right balance of drugs eventually.

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@BigBillMoon @BrightBlueFly I met him once up at the Edinburgh Fringe. He was lovely. Surprisingly shy.

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@WrestleUnbiased @craigusherbrand @davemeltzerWON You’re fun…

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@pipterino Crackerjack!

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

@nodqdotcom Ooooh! He’s so going to be jobbing to Trick Williams for that.

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

The Australian men’s cricket team really aren’t very good at getting away with cheating, are they?

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

A new Hate Watch to lighten up your day! This time: Lewis.

"Inspector Lewis isn’t even the protagonist this week. Someone’s decided to make Hathaway the lead.

This was a mistake."

https://t.co/CXVsDjQWPN

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#shetland Fuck, this is tense.

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@nodqdotcom @aaronrift I don’t mean this unkindly as I enjoy him as a performer but Joe is completely in the spot he should be based on the current WWE roster around him.

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@coolhandfluke76 @fesshole If it’s on his log then they weren’t doing it normal.

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@coolhandfluke76 @anon_opin Fucking awful. Typical fucking Frenchman.

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@the_olliedean @ConHome Well, if the assistant editor of Conservative Home thinks she’s got the next election sewn up, then she might as well start measuring Number 10 for curtains.

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@Noahgilberto19 Two hours is too long for a lot of Smackdowns.

[Sam @samkarlharrison]

"There are things that Laurence Fox is good at. But what this episode shows, in spades, is that you can’t trust him to deliver a convincing emotional performance"

@Summers2theB on a dodgy episode of INSPECTOR MORSE spin-off LEWIS👇

https://t.co/BCX4CQcx2W

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@rob_bohanan Nonsense, he’s still only 21. That’s two-and-a-bit CM Punks.

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@iBrowsie I didn't realise he'd left Queen.

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@msloobylou @RyanEL73 Or...

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@BobbyDazz12 I was thinking a rewatch of The God Complex. That or a Big Finish? I haven't listened to Phantasmagoria in a long time.

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@msloobylou @RyanEL73 Is it just me or is there a shadowy figure stood in the hallway just behind Walliams?

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@mrkhndy Not more charity work!