Ben Thomas

By the greying of my pubes, something wicked this way comes. Overweight, overawed and over there (somewhere).

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@JobberNationTV That take is about as hot as a month old bucket of Eskimo’s piss.

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@LAelswith79991 Infamous murderer, surely?

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

@pipterino That's the Doctor Who production office, circa 1985.

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@hellothisisivan Worst Ben, definitely.

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@DoctorWhoNovels Weeeell. Not absolutely every Doctor.

[Ben Thomas @Summers2theB]

@DoctorWhoNovels He’s completely wrong about everything except Boom Town is a low-key banger.

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@TheAnorakZone Magnus Greel, obviously.

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@WWEGP I really can’t stand Brock Lesnar’s brand of sprint finisher spam bullshit. It’s the most boring flavour of WWE wrestling.

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@TheRajGiri 50/50 booking bullshit.

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@BobbyDazz12 Johnny Vegas, Lee Mack, Les Dennis, Bernie Clifton, Kate Robbins, Sheila Reid, Tim Healy, Sherrie Hewson, Paul Chuckle.

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@NathanMkII Oh, that cunt.

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@fin_lay24 Won't lie, I couldn't believe my luck when I found the photo.

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On the plus side that 15 years in Scottish years.

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@BobbyDazz12 NEEEEEEEEEED!

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@fin_lay24

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@fin_lay24 The Holy Grail.