Sumocat ⍼ 🫠

“You ready?” — me
“I was born ready. I’m John f***ing Mastodon.” — #JohnMastodon

“Fall down seven times, get up eight.” — SumoKitty by @artofdavid

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

I have started a single-purpose blog. That purpose is to replace the profile and pinned tweet links that were broken by a not-funny man baby.
https://t.co/nw6MKoZ3G9

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

It occurs to me that sharing my Mastodon URL is a lot easier way to actually get to me than sharing my ID.

https://t.co/RJs5ICL6ax

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

Breaking: Twitter

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

Got in to grab my real not-real name: Sumocat with one S (and it is where you think).
@[email protected]

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

@MurrellDan Oh wait, I think that option only shows when viewing other people’s profiles. 😂

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

@MurrellDan There’s an option to share the URL to your profile in the three dots menu.
https://t.co/seRcIDTCGn

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

@appleinsider I think it was more than 10%.

Oh, that might be my last Twitter snipe using the literal definition of “decimated”.

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

@JonyIveParody

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

Hey guys, I know some of you are worried about Twitter disappearing, but there’s no need to panic. Take a breath, relax, and know that you can buy a BlackBerry, open an Aol account, and join MySpace any time you want. You have options.

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

“Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape… unless it’s a HARDCORE HELLSCAPE!”

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

Dear @tim_cook, I was mistaken — you do need to rush.

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

Dear @tim_cook, how about setting up a Mastodon server for Apple customers? No rush, but there is an opportunity in the market for another social network, and a newly released workforce that might be eager to get it up and running.

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

@WarnerCrocker He’s conflating live with in-person.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

@chrislhayes It’s a meaningless claim. You can still buy a BlackBerry, sign up for aol email, and join MySpace because they never went away.

[Restonian @Restonian]

Read books like it's 2013: Barnes & Noble may return to Reston Spectrum as part of a massive chain store bingo.

https://t.co/aUzyb5Qbf7

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

It’s not just outside of America. There’s been a gap in my feed for a few days, but the gap is in my favor, so I’ve kept a lid on it here. Been sharing my observations on Mastodon.

https://t.co/fxOcw8hsE1

[Sumocat ⍼ 🫠 @SumocatS]

Where else would he sleep? In the home he doesn’t have?

[Insider Tech Business @insidertechbiz]

Elon Musk says he's sleeping at Twitter's HQ 'until the org is fixed' https://t.co/vvAvRrfzRr

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

President Volodymyr Zelensky visited the recently liberated Kherson on Nov. 14.

"Kherson is Ukraine," he said in a post on Telegram as he shared photos from his trip.

📷President's Office

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Michael Lewis Already Selling Movie Rights for Book on FTX's $32 Billion Meltdown https://t.co/2XNRG9qOYc

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

When the wrapping itself is a gift on its own https://t.co/860BlU2cci