Susan 🌻🇺🇦🌈🌊🐱🏳️‍⚧️

Proud mom of 3...gramma of 7 grandsons (1 of whom is forever 1 yr old 💔).... crazy cat lady...We're not going back!
🤞🤞🤞
(NO DMS!!!!)

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

cc: @SecRubio

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAOOOO, Nancy Pelosi does not have time for bullshit, folks.

Watch this fake reporter for "Mike Pillow man" get cooked for pushing debunked Jan 6th lies.

Woman: "You told me to shut up and..."
Pelosi: "And I'm telling you to shut up again."🔥🔥

[Susan 🌻🇺🇦🌈🌊🐱🏳️‍⚧️ @Sumorash]

@theliamnissan @Ethan727Joanne I think he failed the character test too, though....are we trying to end up like them?

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

I want to be very clear about something: I go after right wing shitheads because they’re shitheads who hurt us as a society. But I am absolutely not going to keep my mouth shut about bad shit I know about my own side. Especially when they’re acting the same as these right wing dipshits. Don’t tell me to shut up. Someone I knew for 21 years on “our side” lied his as off to me for a long time about his bullshit, so, don’t start.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

DEMOCRATS, what are we doing?

I’m not looking for purity tests, but we should have standards. Decency should be the rule, not the exception.

Since Graham Platner announced his campaign, it’s been one red flag after another. Yet the endorsements kept rolling in.

When the Nazi tattoo surfaced, there was still time. There were other candidates. People could have changed course.

The fact that his campaign knew about this is crazy to me.
And if you think this is the last Platner problem that’s going to emerge, good luck.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

It’s week 6 of the Reflecting Pool being fixed in two weeks.

It’s week 12 of our 3 week war with Iran.

And it’s week 68 of Trump’s promise to lower prices on week one.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I guess my retirement plan should’ve been storming the Capitol on January 6th and waiting to get compensated.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Voter at a town hall on Republican gerrymandering:

"These maps are the wet dream of soft men who won't even look up from their phones to face their voters. These are men who lust for a world where the powerful do what they can and the rest of us suffer what we must. Jesus wept."

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Oh STFU. Trump danced on Rob Reiner’s grave, on Robert Mueller’s grave, called recently for the execution of elected members of Congress.

Kimmel told a joke.

I’m so fed up of this idiocy, dishonesty and faux outrage.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Reminds me of those Victorian era post-mortem photos where the family gathers around and poses with the deceased one last time.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

This useless geriatric piece of shit had the audacity to call President Biden “Sleepy Joe.”

Why does this fucker keep waking up?

Go to the light old man. Go to the light.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[💧Mary Kostakidis @MaryKostakidis]

The Surrender Summit: Trump Sends His Son-in-Law to Lose a War
‘Vance brought his wife.
Not a deputy secretary. Not a general. Not even a halfway competent mid-level State Department lifer who at least knows what the Strait of Hormuz is on a map. He brought Usha. His wife. To a war negotiation. The most consequential diplomatic moment since the end of the Cold War and JD thought, yeah, I’ll make a long weekend of it, bring the missus, see Pakistan.
Pakistan received the Iranians with their Foreign Minister, their Army Chief, their National Assembly Speaker, and their Interior Minister all standing on the tarmac in full ceremonial dress.
America sent the guy who wrote a book about how sad it is to be from Ohio.
And then there’s Jared Kushner. Jared fucking Kushner. A man whose entire qualification for any of this is that he married into the right family, which, by the way, is also his business model, his foreign policy experience, and apparently now his military strategy. Jared has the energy of a guy who’s never been told no in his life because everyone around him was either paid not to or too scared to. He walked into the Middle East peace process last time and achieved absolutely nothing except making himself several hundred million dollars richer. So naturally Donald called him again.
Jared Kushner at peace talks is like bringing your plumber to do brain surgery because he’s good with pipes and you trust him.’
https://t.co/QzFX9HPP2J

[MM  @adgirlMM]

I'm getting sick of hearing Congress say "it's up to the American people to hold him accountable." No, it's not.

He threatened to wipe out an entire civilization.

We didn't swear an oath to protect and defend the U.S. Constitution.

You did.
DO YOUR JOBS.

#ImpeachandRemove

[Idrees Ali @idreesali114]

Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE DONALD TRUMP ON POLLING VERY HIGH IN VENEZUELA. I HEAR HE'S ALSO POLLING HIGH IN RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA, HUNGARY, THE INTERNATIONAL GRIFTERS UNION, THE NIGERIAN PRINCE ASSOCIATION, THE MOB, KKK, AND EPSTEIN ISLAND.