Jess

coloradoan in exile
prestwt enjoyer
al gore 2028
climate observer

@ValsAerospace

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@NYC_DEM99 vape lobby gave me 63 dollars not to do that sorry pal

[Jess @Sundancing_]

i am proud to announce my candidacy for U.S. senate in the awful state of maine where i will take every dollar offered and will change my position on anything if someone pays me enough to do it except for off shore fishing rights

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@Leisrevolution very cool

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@NYC_DEM99 yeah sure

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

i saw graham platner and susan collins in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[Jess @Sundancing_]

goddamn man he's too good of a poster

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@connelly_r68279 I think there is ample evidence online that at least part of the statement is verifiably false.

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@NachoQuixotic @HunterBiden @Cactuscali19912 gay as shit to have that saved

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@hieywieyneue @FreeLiShangfu i can't stand any of them

[Jess @Sundancing_]

ring surfing

[gnorpus @gnorpus]

jerry thinks hes part of the team 😹😹😹

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@nikicaga you see a million of these guys in the Arizona gop

[Jess @Sundancing_]

@Jdjdndhdkdbidmd @Comrade_Dolphin by far the funniest one

[Jess @Sundancing_]

i cant believe i had forgotten about the birthplace of the soy right.. the 2025 chess dot com bishop meltdown

[Chess.com @chesscom]

accepting new name ideas for this piece:

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[Jess @Sundancing_]

this was me 10 minutes ago

[Jess @Sundancing_]

sometimes when you catch the sunrise its the most beautiful thing in the world and you just have to hit one of these

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

how does one even become a "gen z blue dog democrat"? i presume some sort of combination of abuse and torture?

[Matthew @ohgoditsmatthew]

Xavier Becerra is just a bunch of corporations in a trench coat. You voted for every billionaire in California versus the one who wanted actual progressive policy change. Also, the votes aren’t counted yet.

[henry @DemNationalist]

California can you pleaaaseeee count your votes

“Best I can do is tell you how many votes are left”

But can you PLEASSEE JUST COUNT THEM

“No”

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The fact that we're being held hostage by the dumbest 32% of the country is really strange and annoying.