Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? i affect things??? What???"
Her : Don’t embarrass me at this party tonight with that shit you be doing at home.
Me : If they play “ Like a pimp “ I can’t guarantee you that.
The DJ : Plays Like a pimp 😂