A Sunnier Zookeeper

would be playing WoW right now except she has to vacuum the bird room again | She/her 🐕🐕🐈🐈🦜🦜

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Since the quarantine I've been collecting screenshots from my local FB group. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they are delightful hippy musings, sometimes they are WTF, sometimes it's NIMBY bullshit. But I love them all like they are my children.

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Broomfield's plows:

- Han Snowlo
- Thaw and Order
- Snowbegone Kenobi
- Sled Zeppelin
- Buzz Iceclear
- Edward Blizzardhands
- Snow More Mr. Ice Guy
- Sleetwood Mac
- Snowtorious BIG
- Catch My Drift
- Plowy McPlowface
- Plower to the People
- Kevin
- Yer a Blizzard, Harry

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new #Boulder snowplow names as chosen by local K-5 students:

- Snowie
- Snow Gobbler
- Mighty One
- Happy Tracks
- Super Scooper
- Frosting
- Plowzer
- Plower Power
- Darth Blader
- Ice Blade

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Say 'Ahh': A motion-activated camera got a very up-close look at a bear in South #Boulder early yesterday morning (video courtesy Derek Kiernan-Johnson)

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@gloriaboboria Oh maybe I'm on the generic of it because that describes mine

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@gloriaboboria Hmm, I take the same brand I've always taken (not amethyst), but I'm prescribed 4 packs to cover 3 months. Maybe amethyst would cause fewer confusions at the pharmacy though. 🤔

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@gloriaboboria This is why I have clung to my obgyn for a decade, because she was the first doctor who actually told me that I don't have to have periods at all while on the pill. Also because she makes sure her hands are warm. 😅 I would die for her.

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@Protato_ There is literally nothing better than puppies and their first experiences with snow 🥰

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

The star is typically lit only during the holidays. In the past year, it has also been turned on during the COVID-19 pandemic and today for a mass shooting in #Boulder

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Nothing funny today, just documenting the sad.

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Since the quarantine I've been collecting screenshots from my local FB group. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they are delightful hippy musings, sometimes they are WTF, sometimes it's NIMBY bullshit. But I love them all like they are my children.

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Finally, a post about pet psychics. There are at least 10 different names of professional pet psychics offered in the comments.

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@Binkenstein @ArielleEJ Maybe people like to give cats names that start with M? Meow-gli Meow-lin

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Not gonna lie, I was actually looking forward to unlocking this trait because I wanted flowers. I want some spring time please. 😅

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Wow false advertising. Where are the flowers, BLIZZARD?! Where is this so called "field of blossoms" All I see are BLUE LINES :[

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@DrealMctennisD Yeah just playing casually as elemental this time.

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Mental rant still going

And it's almost like the people who name ponies "Bill" and volcanoes "mt Doom" are also the ones who save middle earth on multiple fronts and maybe that's like the whole point

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

*sees a tiktok joking about the names that "lack creativity" in LOTR*

*launches into a mental rant about how much the proper nouns in LOTR say about the cultures and how Mt Doom actually has lots of names and how hobbits don't lack creativity so much as they're just practical...

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Why am I like this

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

Hey look who I found in the Maw

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

@Dottylouwho Mine is only old enough to get her driving permit 😅

[A Sunnier Zookeeper @SunnierBrew]

The other day when some rando in a battleground told me I was bad, I realized that there's a good chance the character I was playing on could be older than many of the humans I was playing with.