Danielle

[Danielle @Sunny_Danielle]

This account has reverted back to my 15 y/o self and i will be tweeting lyrics as i please from now on

[Danielle @Sunny_Danielle]

My doc: any new sexual partners in the last year?
Me: no.. I just got married this year
My doc: 😮😬😁

[Danielle @Sunny_Danielle]

How’s married life?
Texts while I’m on vacation.

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@KG1KG_ RIP to me

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Romance

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The worst thing I have ever put on the internet

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Every cold I’ve ever had has been a man cold

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He golfs? Red flag

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If I were to run for president, my only platform would be to get rid of harsh overhead lighting

Where are the vibes?
Where is the ambiance?
Where is the coziness?
Where are the lamps?

[Danielle @Sunny_Danielle]

Legit why do people push their kids to go to college when I’m giving an electrician a grand for 4 hours of his time

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Me: books me and liv a vacation without her input while she sleeps

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The rental market is ridiculous these days

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I’m a whore for slippers

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How’s married life? Fantastic. I just got a pedicure w my husband and FIL

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How’s married life? I was trying to put pants on this morning and heard “shin kick” immediately before being wrestled to the ground

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Me at 17: I can’t believe the field hockey goalies run a 12 minute mile. That’s so slow you may as well be walking (mind you they had all their pads on)

Me at 27: runs a 12 minute mile when I’m trying my best

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@NoContextHumans Give me that French fry

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@PicturesFoIder I love your gravy

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Or this. He’s talking about a DEAD raccoon on the sidewalk.

[Danielle @Sunny_Danielle]

The next time someone asks me how married life is I’m showing them this screenshot