SunshineLollipops

Live tweeting the bubbly and happy views of a the unnamed co-worker sitting next to me. This is his life.

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You know the titty-cones and all that crap #GayPride

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It's a balmy 61 degrees today #May1

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There was a time when even Jesus Christ had to come down off the cross #DidYouSaySomething

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I can't eat those sandwiches anymore... LONG PAUSE... my shirts are losing buttons #HTFreeSubs

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Is that Seamus strapped to the top of the shuttle? #DiscoveryLanding

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EB- please just go ahead and throw that right in the toilet #BurritoFriday

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Phat Matt just broke the chair #dietstartstoday

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I don't like the term "Ball Players" #MLB

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I think this may be the big one... don't call the paramedics #ItsThatTime

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What do you call individual things of hail... YES I TAUGHT PEOPLE! #BallsOfHail

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When I win the lotto tonight I'll think about your Mega Balls #InIt2WinIt

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They are good... so are laxatives #yummy

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Too bad this isn't the 2nd floor- we could definitely jump out of this window #thatkindaday

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PMS Plumbing... "Available only once a month" #plumberforhire

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"I'd like my Martini vibrated please." #creativekitchenproducts

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Looks like @governorrod is getting a boyfriend. #showersarefun

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@huffingtonpost "If the sperm biker gets hit by a car does that constitute an abortion?" http://t.co/ZXvMizWk #prochoice

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"I normally can't eat McDonalds too... I just wash it down with a pint of Vodka." #headintheoffice

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"Would it be inappropriate if I arrived on an elephant? Do you validate Elephant parking?" #heardintheoffice

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"Fuck this woman, she's always fucking crying.. Hey, maybe you shouldn't have been drunk on a Tuesday." #cantsaysomethingnice