Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅

always right about everything ever always nomatter what ~•~ fandom inclined lesbian w a concerning amount of reckless dedication ~•~ born to be sauce ~•~ audhd

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

Once again bringing up the pattern of “blonde hair x black hair lesbian ship that had so much potential and should’ve kissed but didn’t” in media and will now update this as a list every time I see a new one

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

People I think Noah should do feature songs with for the great divide:

Olivia Rodrigo: Porchlight
Pitbull: Lighthouse
Conan Gray: Willing and Able
Gigi Perez: End of August
Danny Gonzalez: Dan

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

What is it with companies these days and their hatred of vowels

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

Lifts up my bangs so you can better see my dramatically raised eyebrow

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

My period app whispers things to me in the dead of night

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

Listens to green light by lorde when I take the elevator at work to pretend I'm in that scene from new girl

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

I love payday bc I get to move my money around and It feels like being the bank and organizing Monopoly money

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

I have this new strategy for my intrusive thoughts where I pretend there's a little guy in my head and his name is Terrance and all the intrusive thoughts are him and I just tell him to shut up and it kinda works

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

If I had superpowers I’d be robbing the British museum SO FAST everything’s going back to where it came from

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

This whole easy peasy louvre robbery in broad daylight thing has me thinking about my lifelong dream of robbing the British museum at least once

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

I’m Half convinced my coworker is secretly Benson Boone

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

Told my coworker that he looks like if they made a reboot of glee he would be cast in it

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

Hot girls when they watch a movie with Jeremy renner in it: hey guys

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

Watching a horror movie w my mom is always fun bc we have the same reactions perfectly synced up we say “ohh” and “ew” and “eugh” with the same exact cadence and tone we gasp at the same times we have the same criticisms of characters you’d think it was preplanned

[huh_okay @_huh_okay_]

@vampivex @SunSt1tches us

[Isaac | The homie that’s not gonna make it @Nxctern]

Sometimes I just like to hold my scapula for some reason

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

I love when people question me about whatever band tee I’m wearing and I get to hit them with the “oh yeah I actually got it in concert” it’s like an instant win

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

@MsSarahSimons @Sarcoma_UK @tommyinnit @sezl @harrynotaverage Absolutely STUNNING

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

@lokutofu Clois save me

[Adelaide☀️🧡🎀🏛️🎨🎧🌅 @SunSt1tches]

“You mean to tell me __ was platonic??” “Was it casual when ___” “you don’t do __ when you’re just friends” I say abt a ship as I do the exact same things with my best friend