Asher Collins

what if when we are awake we are really dreaming and when we are dreaming we are really awake

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

I want a girl who excites my mind
Not just my genitals

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

In L.A this September for a photo shoot and would love to train at iron addicts gym with @CTFletcherISYMF during my visit, what you think?

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Let's see if my ol pal @CraigDavid can help me get a date with @zaralarsson
I don't chew with my mouth open and I've got 1 gcse #catch

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Let's see if my ok pal @CraigDavid can help me get a date with @zaralarsson
I don't chew with my mouth open and I've got 1 gcse #catch

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

@scott_mills need your help mate. You've got to help me get a date with @zaralarsson I'll sort you out a happy meal and a hug?!

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Seriously think that @zaralarsson should go on a date with me. I'm not mental and I can just about afford a medium size bucket from KFC?

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

The female geordie accent can make me go from fully dressed to completely naked and sweating in 1.7 seconds 😋😍

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

#NewProfilePic

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Got my invitation to cousins wedding and I have a plus 1 but no 1 to go with. I think @ameliajadebadwi should help me out and be my date 😘

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

@Stormzy1 new album on repeat all day but 1 song in particular has been rinsed 'lay me bare' powerful song. Nothing but heart wrote that 👌🏽

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Never been a fan of grime but @Stormzy1 new album is absolute 🔥🔥🔥
The man's very humble and genuine too, nice to see
Serious respect 👊🏼

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

In L.A this September for a photo shoot and would love to train at a certain gym, what you saying @CTFletcherISYMF? Room for a little one?

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Eden hazard stop it 🙈🙈
You are absolutely disgusting #chelsea

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

@_Scracey He reminds me of @asbo86 😂😂

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Huddlestone is so under rated, so cool and calm on the ball and got some serious skills and tekkers#exyido

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

I turn 30 today and I'm not happy about it so I reckon a shoutout and a cheeky follow from @CraigDavid might cheer me up 😏😎 #rewindtheyears

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Well I think we're all in agreement, there's goal of the season already 😳😂😂👌🏽 #arsenal #giroud #pureclass

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

@Chels4793 Na you just need to check your inbox on Facebook 😒

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Monday morning, at work, the week of Xmas...
Only 1 thing for it
@CraigDavid born to do it and slicker than your average on blast on site 🙌🏽

[Asher Collins @Sup3rMan8701]

Smooth flick there Rooney 🙈🙈😂😂😂