Adam's Pearls

Life's a beach. You're either digging a hole, building a castle or burying a friend up to his neck. Sorry for everything but otherwise you’re welcome

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@andrewjlockley @fesshole He has AIDS

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@CruisingTheCut So today I learned not to search ‘Cruising the Cut’ on twitter. Terrifying results, anyway - saw this at my marina and thought you’d enjoy!

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@PathOfMen_ Hairy palms

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@Kent_cc So, Bearsted Road. Improvement. Currently 1000 times worse, from the plans, the main infrastructure is now in, what assurances are there that the hours spent getting in and out of Notcutts is only temporary?

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Ever done a little fartlet, just a tiny pop, on the train and it turns out to be a real carriage clearer?

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@UKMemes2025 “Where do you want your gravy?”

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@NoContextBrits Dr Shipman

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@fullcastandcrew @NoContextBrits Heat?

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@NoContextBrits

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@NoContextBrits

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When are they going to get round to the reboot of Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies?

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@susie_dent I dealt with a guy from the water board in my early years of work called Phil Meecock

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Todays Overheard Conversation:
“Nah, I don’t bovver with travel insurance, it’s a faackin’ waste of money. You only need it if something goes wrong”

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Who the fuck is Jeff?

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@NoContextBrits

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@cctv_idiots I'd rather scald my testicles with my own boiled tears

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Smell my cunt! You fuck tribes have limited yourself to sewer trombones and will never earn you're place at the ClubCard Palace while I have cum in my balls

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Todays Overheard Conversation:
"Excuse me, do you allow dogs in here?"
"To be honest we prefer dogs to people"

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New stickers available in my online store. VAN DRIVERS, get yours now to promote disappointment!
#whitevanman

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