Frey

I peaked in high school.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Sorry kid looks like you weren’t any faster when you took your shoes off to race me.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Do you think my inner monologue hit puberty at the same time as me?

[Sanguisugabogg @sanguisugabogg]

I’m glad bands are loud af at shows cuz my ass be fartin

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Most points by a team so far:

72 — Bills
71 — Chiefs
71 — Lions

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

I’d look kind of hot.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

@whotfisclaire @Yosepstep Everything is waiverable.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Judge people by the length of their toes.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Jesus smoked kools.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

They call me James when I’m drunk.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Y’all got an allowance from your parents, I got hands.

[Justin Rose @JRoseDet]

Once again, @danorlovsky7 knocks it our of the park.

The Lions are a mess.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @madisonpettis is damn good looking.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

“She belongs to the streets.”

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

NORMALIZE DAPPING UP YOUR GIRL AFTER SEX

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

When I meet someone new I immediately judge them on how I think their farts will smell.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Hear me out, you’re watching TV but instead of a commercial it’s a different show. Two shows at one time.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Bought a weighted blanket today.
Trying to be held by something.

[Frey @SuperFreyGuy_]

Hear me out, tacos but with a potato shell.