After nearly ten years and 4,000 tweets, it’s time for Superior Sevenoaks to join the hashtags in the sky.
Never forget, Sevenoaks is Infinitely Superior.
Thank you and goodnight. #SuperiorRetirement
"We've also started spreading chicken manure on the fields to deter people from walking over them. It’s not quite a war but it is very unpleasant."
Blimey guv, that's yur chemical weapons init?
Where are #TonyBlair and @campbellclaret when we need them?
Who would have believed that in the 21st century man would have been able to find a space in Blighs Car Park in Sevenoaks without having to drive round for half an hour
#lockdownuk
Dear Friends
#STOLENKOBE
I am pleading to anyone who may have information about my theft to please speak to my mum @DanellaScott or even to police.
I can't put into words how distraught my family is. The pain I feel is unimaginable without them💔
#SEVENOAKS#kent#TN15#Caturday
I’ve realised my mistake in marketing Superior Towers, it’s too highbrow.
I need to make it lowbrow so all the stupid people will come here. #lockdownuk#bournemouthbeach
NEWS: Later today, the UK government will appoint its 8 millionth Chief Scientific Adviser.
@paddypower is refusing to take bets on whether it will be a Twitter user.
#coronavirusuk#covid19
I’m opening a new shop in Sevenoaks. The New Normal.
It’s going to be a place where you can buy things you don’t need just because you will feel cool and hip for saying you bought them
BREAKING: Sevenoaks WI has announced that sadly the 2020 Arm Wrestling Competition cannot now go ahead on 4th July.
Instead, they’re all going to go down the pub and get p***ed.
#Covid19UK#lockdownuk