SuperiorSevenoaks

I think you'll find that Sevenoaks is infinitely Superior

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After nearly ten years and 4,000 tweets, it’s time for Superior Sevenoaks to join the hashtags in the sky.

Never forget, Sevenoaks is Infinitely Superior.

Thank you and goodnight. #SuperiorRetirement

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@KSCourier I always go to the junction of Suffolk Way and High Street in Sevenoaks if I want to holiday at a great traffic light system

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No scurrilous rumours of lockdown in @SDC_newsdesk required.

We all live far too far apart

#lockdownuk

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"We've also started spreading chicken manure on the fields to deter people from walking over them. It’s not quite a war but it is very unpleasant."

Blimey guv, that's yur chemical weapons init?

Where are #TonyBlair and @campbellclaret when we need them?

[KentLive Sevenoaks @7OaksChronicle]

Chipstead residents have taken measures into their own hands to deter 'hundreds' of visitors flocking to the private lake

https://t.co/MrfEmnsX36

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@SheepDriveLDN @JanetSergison @YoungFreemen @TheWoolmen You should come and see the sheep still driving through Sevenoaks every day

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@benmoore58 It must be somewhere in the world

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I guess @ShepherdNeame won’t be asking @RogerBlack400 to do any PR for them any time soon.

#Removeanythingcalledblack

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Who would have believed that in the 21st century man would have been able to find a space in Blighs Car Park in Sevenoaks without having to drive round for half an hour

#lockdownuk

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@bbc5live @chriswarburton_ @EllyOldroyd Could we put our litter in our potholes?

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@patmarsh The Sevenoaks Society is calling for an end to wartime rationing

[Find Missing Kobe TN15 @FindKobe]

Dear Friends
#STOLENKOBE
I am pleading to anyone who may have information about my theft to please speak to my mum @DanellaScott or even to police.
I can't put into words how distraught my family is. The pain I feel is unimaginable without them💔
#SEVENOAKS #kent #TN15 #Caturday

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I’ve realised my mistake in marketing Superior Towers, it’s too highbrow.

I need to make it lowbrow so all the stupid people will come here. #lockdownuk #bournemouthbeach

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NEWS: Later today, the UK government will appoint its 8 millionth Chief Scientific Adviser.

@paddypower is refusing to take bets on whether it will be a Twitter user.

#coronavirusuk #covid19

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Why don’t people go to their private beaches?

#lockdownuk

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@bbc5live @LGAcomms Marvellous to hear Sevenoaks Great Leader @dmontfort on the wireless this morning giving sage advice

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I’m opening a new shop in Sevenoaks. The New Normal.

It’s going to be a place where you can buy things you don’t need just because you will feel cool and hip for saying you bought them

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BREAKING: Sevenoaks WI has announced that sadly the 2020 Arm Wrestling Competition cannot now go ahead on 4th July.

Instead, they’re all going to go down the pub and get p***ed.

#Covid19UK #lockdownuk

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It’s been hard work, however, today I am 100 days Blinis Free

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I still have nightmares about that bloody arched window on #PlaySchool

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@MattCartoonist @Telegraph One of your best, thank you