Super Jabs

Surrounded by idiots to be the smartest guy in the room.

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Hello @AaronRodgers12. #UFC329

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@billmaher you got filibustered. Interview got nowhere. You aren’t as good at this as you used to be.

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@wilnerhotline are you going to vote for Houston again? SMH? Go Blue.

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@Bickley_Marotta @danbickley @LukeLapinski @Vincemarotta @JarrettGC Free Falling….?

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@Bickley_Marotta for that climb… “Free falling” Tom Petty. Maybe not

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@Lions at what point is it ok to point out that Brad Holmes has done DICK the last two years when it comes to the draft and FA? No impactful moves. Same defensive problems. DO SOMETHING! @ttwentyman

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@umichbball isn’t trying to win games. They are trying to ruin lives. @FS1 @stoolpresidente

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@HawksTruth “A lot of people” are right

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@Mishbia15 if you made the bet, I hope you’re getting odds after that first half. @BillSimmons

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@TheJustinBecker @OK_Breakdown @TedLehman11 At least outspend Navy

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@ttayehh24 @stats_feed So are you blaming Jesus or climate change for all of the hurricanes in Florida? You can pick!

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@stats_feed Florida. Even when there aren’t hurricanes

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@TheJustinBecker That Bosa pic didn’t age this tweet well and he’s been a half hour

[Providence Bruins @AHLBruins]

Jimmy Lambert on his mindset during training camp:

"Just give it 100% every day. I've got to make this team... Just believe in myself and go out there and have fun. We play the game because we love it."

#AHLBruins | @Amica

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Dear Florida- is climate change fucking your shit up right now or Jesus? You can pick. #HurricaneHelen #Florida #FloridaFlood

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Makari Paige has been an unmitigated disaster on defense this game. How is he in the line up? #goblue

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@gabeshep Ref stopped Michigan from snapping so USC could get set. They should have reset the game clock, USC has two first downs. Stop being a bitch

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@united way to keep first class clean. My view from row 1… gross

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@Delta thanks to your crew on flight 3674 and your staff in Buffalo we were able to see two @nfl games in one day! Couldn’t have done it if I was late! @Lions @AZCardinals THANK YOU!

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Detroit Lions in overtime: