Schrodinger's Gat™

I promise your cat will like me.

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

GetUpside is an app that gives you cash back when you get gas. Promo code BF47K gets us both a 20¢/gal bonus. https://t.co/imvzHcwuCE

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

@groypingmyshit @cornski So 2 out of three white people are felons? Lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[リポ・トウ @riposhima]

スケッチ 止まった

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Ali @AJ_F612]

*screams in ER nurse*

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

Pretty annoying how the video you’re watching needs to buffer but the ads are always ready to roll.

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

This is a ceramic sculpture of a sheep looking down at its own reflection in water, created by artist Kenichi Nakaya.

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

Carrot juice is the best juice

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

45 min drive chugging coffee and smoking cigs so I can take a massive dump at the customers house

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

I’ve finally come across the elusive Harbor Freight TLR clone

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

@Mongothepawn @WeaponsVault This wouldn’t be a workaround for anything, it’s just a hanguard that adds a forward charging capability

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

There are weeks when no hog is cranked and there are days when weeks of hog are cranked

[M.E🪻 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

@RepJackKimble 140 days?? Was that supposed to be impressive?

Normal people work literally twice as many days and four times as hard for 1/4 of the pay. If you want to go private then just do that, don’t complain about making $150/hr for a job you’re supposed to be passionate about sans pay

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Accidently photographing a frog at the exact moment it activates its hyperspace drive...

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

We had that oldsmobile station wagon with the backwards seat too man I miss that thing

[Schrodinger's Gat™ @supermaddd]

when I was a little kid I was in the car with my mom and a semi truck clipped us on the beltway and we spun around a few times and stopped backwards on the shoulder. My mom called my dad shaken up to talk about it and when we got home my dad asked my mom “what’s for dinner?”