Jordanien

Don't worry about it.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Hey, @LILBTHEBASEDGOD I have to do a character documentary for class, when are you coming to CT?

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Easiest way to get your girlfriend to hate you? Teach her how to play Dark Souls

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

@AchiarelliGirl A problem because he kept it to himself?

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

"Beats by Dre? More like Beats by Gay" - Tom #truth

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

@_DosEquisMan_ They say you're your own worst enemy ... But he's his own best friend.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

"We once tried to see who could get a pencil closest to their eye. I won because I accidentally poked myself in the eye." - Maddie

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

They can rip each others heads off, but if they so much as talk intimately, we just can't handle it. #what

[The Jizz Wow ™ @JizzWow]

Sex is awesome. While my friends are having it, I'm leveling up ahead of them rapidly on World of Warcraft. #Suckers

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

So when it comes to stir-fry, I wonder if James Bond prefers shake-fry. #meaningoflife

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

buy the new @Zelliack ep its so sexy #yougonnalearntoday

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Getting saucyyyy #datsrite

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Entered the bathroom this morning to find about twelve scantily clad men shaving each other. Punchline not included.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Bought Phoenix Wright from the itunes app store this morning. I can confidently say that it was my wisest use of four dollars to date.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

So deal with it, and stop trying to rig it all so we can no longer buy used games. Maybe you should make good ones. #videogames

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Videogame developers of the world: I generally buy used games because there's only been 6 games within the past 2 years worth full price.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Interviewed someone for the first time today.
How interesting.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

With the new Every Time I Die album and Mass Effect 3 both coming out the same day, March 6th is shaping up to be the best day in history.

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

Things similar to waiting for me to respond to a text: #1 waiting for Versus XIII

[Jordanien @SuperManHams]

First session in my new script writing class. Some kid in the back asked "what class is this?" #thisisit