Superman Sam God Superman Sam

Hard man, father of none, your hero

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As such, we have decided to put this account on an indefinite hiatus, in protest of what Twitter has become. There may still come a day when our hero makes his return, but until then, thank you to everyone who took part in this social experiment.

- Super!

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It's officially been over a decade since the character of "Superman Sam" was conceived. Since then this website has devolved to a state where Sam's delirious ramblings no longer stand out as satire, but instead blend in with the endless sea of politically charged reply bots.

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.@Apple new emoji idea, what do you think?

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.@Apple new emoji idea, what do you think?

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Little Daren is off to university today, look at his big face! Can't wait to never give him money again.

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Just heard they naming a superfood after me

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@danielrustage @JohnaldMusic @jovi_r I LOVE SHELTER!!!

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I've been a silly billy
I've been a-
I've been a silly billy

Is somebody gonna match my lolz
Is somebody gonna match my random

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I have a confession...

I haven't actually been blue for the past 2 years. My hair changed back the next day but I'd already updated my branding and I've been too scared to talk about it until now.

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Two words: Not. Dead.

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I am going to stop buying nintendo products because gronk ai showed me an image of Mario smokeing a weed. Cringe and illegal!!

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They really went and made a movie called "The Goonies" huh...

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Happy 2st birthday to my epic song

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got bored in federal gaol and wrote myself a theme song

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Is there really no penis ha

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Musket please use my posts to train your gronk ai I am a good influence

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✨ A certain someone should be put down like a dog ✨🥰🤣

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Follow your heart - Captain E

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I nominate myself as precedent 👍

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Don't forget

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Yeah...

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Just found out she's in hololife now. Wild world!!

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my lawyer says that I have to apologise regarding my response to [REDACTED] and her [REDACTED] towards fans

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I worked out too hard and got bald