@MethuenPolice Someone is lighting off fireworks on Kirk and/or Annis St. M80’s and such - not just firecrackers. Huge potential for a fire. The noise in this neighborhood after 11pm is ridiculous.
@jimmyfallon Fire your writers and hire me! How could you miss “Honey the roomba’s grooming the dog again”.... GROOMBA! (New from Mattel)! (I work cheap!)
@TheDailyShow The most astonishing part of this tweet is the clip at the end where he uses the word “WE” as in “... WE have all done a very good job”. I’m nearly in shock - he included others in his praises!