Super Nas

[𝓖 @LFC_G97]

@CedrickMulamba9 Jokes when he calls himself the dog whisperer and he actually just beats the shit out of them 😂😂

[trash @trashh_dev]

another week at the prompt factory

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[People with 1 IQ @Pplwith1IQ]

Who was the genius behind this design??

[Midlife Crisis ⚡️#boltup @Mark2099x]

@BRICSinfo

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I smell unemployment

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Throwback to this insane advice from Fable 5

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Single greatest moment in TV history, RIP Sean 🙏

[Ibrahim Elkamali 🇺🇦 @IbrahimElkamali]

New Claude code update is crazy

[Alansito🎈 @Nini1924476]

*no puedes celebrar un gol que no es tu selección*

Yo cuando Irán elimine a Estados Unidos del mundial con un bombazo desde fuera del área:

[Jakeup @myhandle]

know the Claude rules

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

the new world order

[DROID @droidbuilds]

"mom, how did we get so poor?"

"your father had Claude Max, ChatGPT Pro, Cursor Pro and shipped absolutely nothing"

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My therapist told me I need to be more intentional about my marriage.

So I onboarded my wife onto a personal CRM platform to track our relationship metrics.

I created a kanban board for household chores and assigned her three urgent tickets for folding laundry.

She didn't appreciate being tagged as an operational resource in a domestic sprint.

I set up an automated weekly email summarizing our emotional KPIs.

It tracks our date nights, argument frequency, coitus, and overall conversational ROI.

Yesterday I sent her a calendar invite for a performance review regarding her dishwashing velocity.

She declined the invite and proposed a new meeting titled "legal separation."

I realized my optimization strategy was perhaps lacking human empathy.

I tried to roll back the integration, but she had already revoked my administrative access to the primary bedroom.

I am currently sleeping on the couch.

Tomorrow I am going to buy her flowers and log it as a client retention expense.