Super Official News

If it's news that super, and it's official, well then it must be Super Official News. Paul Horner is an American hero.

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A surprise winner at this years Assam Rape Festival in India
http://t.co/fSBYN7wJXi

#teaparty #india #assam #rape

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Surprise Winner At This Years Assam Rape Festival - National Report | National Report http://t.co/fSBYN7wJXi via @wpusta

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@DoktorZoom not every story is lumped into the category of satirical or has to be funny. Some stories are what they are.

#PaulHornerIsFunny

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Thanks @coinedup for helping me be a hundredair from Dogecoin. Much wow!

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Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson gay? Makes sense to me.

http://t.co/39Qw75P2xW

#ComeOutPhil

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'Duck Dynasty' Phil Robertson's Gay Lover Speaks Out For The First Time - http://t.co/sLnlGPsZlr

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California’s Mega Millions Winner Comes Forward - http://t.co/az5mIINcn6 via @wpusta
@cnn #megamillions @megamillions

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California's Mega Millions Winner First To Come Forward and he's a weirdo - http://t.co/OlPYvZ0Skb

#MEGAMILLIONS #LOTTERY #TEDCRUZ

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California's Mega Millions winner first to come forward and he's a huge weirdo
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#WTF #LOL #MEGAMILLIONS #lottery

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Thug loses 'Knockout Game' to 92-year-old granny’s big gun
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#knockoutgame #guns #nra #knockout

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'Knockout' Thug Loses Game Permanently to Granny's Big Gun - http://t.co/rnKj0QYJNZ http://t.co/rnKj0QYJNZ

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‘Knockout’ Thug Loses Game Permanently to Granny’s Big Gun http://t.co/3EFlic72XG #knockoutgame #guns #nra

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'Knockout' Thug Loses Game Permanently to Granny's Big Gun
http://t.co/3EFlic72XG

#knockout #knockoutgame #NRA #GUNS

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‘Knockout’ Thug Loses Game Permanently to Granny’s Big Gun
http://t.co/3EFlic72XG

#guns #knockoutgame #knockout

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Man finds 6 million dollars worth of Bitcoins at a garage sale
http://t.co/t6sGbQVykk
#bitcoin #bitcoins

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Man Finds 6 Million Dollars Worth Of Bitcoins At Garage Sale - http://t.co/rb3qqKX2iM

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Christian waitress stiffed by “proud gay Muslim” in Apple Valley, Minnesota

http://t.co/By7Lyaf5Wl

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Christian waitress stiffed by “proud gay Muslim” at a Perkins Restaurant in Apple Valley, Minnesota
http://t.co/lKyRoODCiu

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Christian waitress stiffed by “proud gay Muslim” at a Perkins Restaurant in Apple Valley, Minnesota

http://t.co/lKyRoODCiu

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India demands apology from Obama over satirical article http://t.co/iYAcCIOQeb

#Obama