Super Server

Hi, welcome I hate my life. what can I start you off with this evening? #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Can I see your ID please.. ( blank stare for 3 seconds not reading anything) .. ok thanks, Ill be right back with your beer.

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

*restaurant is on fire and ticket times are over 30 minutes. “Where’s your trey?” “Did you ring in that ranch?” -my manager #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

“Who’s the blonde with the fat ass?” It’s me, and you’re not being quite. I can hear you perv. #serverproblems #alsoyoutiplikeshit

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

When you have a closing shift, the bright side is that you get to dread it all day long. #ServerProblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Would I even shower or get out of bed if I didn’t have a job?

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

This explains why creeps my dads age think it’s ok to hit on me. #juststop #serverproblems #serverlife

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Don’t date me.. I pretend to like assholes all day for a living. #serverlife

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Jesus requires 10% of your income to the church.. sadly gratuity is not mentioned once in the Bible #godhatesservers

[Laura L @LauraL_who]

But like what's up with cheap assholes on Sunday's?? You went to church and cleansed your soul, so now you can be a prick all over again?? #serverlife #ServerProblems @bitchywaiter do you have this problem too??

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Everyday is byob to work day #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Sundays aren’t in my availability anymore so I can “go back to church” but really it’s because @GameOfThrones is starting back up.

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

"Stop being racist. Black people tip.... Sometimes."

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

"im just #waitingtables till my acting career takes off." #realtalk

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

"Wow thank you for the great service. You were sooo funny. We will deff ask for you next time"... $4 on $35 #serverproblems #WTF

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

I don't have time to wait for your kid to say thank you.. #Jesus #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

3 dollar tip in quarters.. how did you know I love gumballs .. #fuckers

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

You wanted you're change, my bad. I'll be right back with your 51 cents... in pennies. #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

If you don't wanna tip go to McDonald's you turd #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

"This is too dry".. bitch you ordered it very very well done #WTF

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Can I get a break around 4:20 #doubleshift #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Who wants to roll my silverware for 5 bucks? ...Anybody? #serverproblems

[Super Server @Superserverbro]

Dear kitchen,
If you can't read go back to 2nd grade
sincerely, me
#serverproblems