supeRsonicNerd

BSc, BSN, RN (Surgical & Thoracics)/HA Specialty | Intellectual Badass | Published Author | Vancouver Canucks

[supeRsonicNerd @SupersonicNerd]

Disoriented patient wandering the halls at 3AM after hallucinating about the unit being a war zone.

Nurse: How are you doing?

Patient: You know, you people are real lunatics for wanting to be nurses.

Nurse: Tell me something I don't know.

#NursingProblems

[Allistair McCaw @AllistairMcCaw]

This is so heartwarming ❤️ Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 💙

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

"I was actually in the bathroom when they called."

Daniel Sedin on how he found out about his HHOF induction. 😂

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Where were you when you got the call?

...a place Lu can relate to 😂

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Once a leader, always a leader.

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Welcome home, Juice!

[Big Poppa Pump @champagnepaaaji]

Happy birthday bro @SupersonicNerd

[NHL @NHL]

May 24, 2011 🗓

Kevin Bieksa's (@kbieksa3) 2OT goal sends the @Canucks to the #StanleyCup Final.

[Big Poppa Pump @champagnepaaaji]

Met some animals today. They’re a bunch of quacks.

[supeRsonicNerd @SupersonicNerd]

@champagnepaaaji @IAMDJREMINISCE @tweethbad @PRiMETIMESNOOP_ Do these look useless? 🤨

[supeRsonicNerd @SupersonicNerd]

@IAMDJREMINISCE @champagnepaaaji @tweethbad @PRiMETIMESNOOP_ I only make cookies 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance]

Here’s the translated text (per @MAGodin) of Émilie Castonguay’s French language answer about her late sister, who told her in one of their final conversations that she’d manage the #Canucks one day:

[Wyatt Arndt @TheStanchion]

I don’t know if the next management team for the Canucks will have the right answers but god damn am I ready for someone new to try.

[Daily Hive Vancouver @DailyHiveVan]

Father-daughter duo set Canadian record with giant 2,000-pound pumpkin 🎃 https://t.co/4wo0ykoXYo

[Big Poppa Pump @champagnepaaaji]

If @SupersonicNerd was a cop, she’d be Amy Santiago

[Kathryn Ivey @kathryniveyy]

I'm having a difficult time controlling my temper when visitors in the hospital roll their eyes when I ask them to put on a mask or explain that covid is limiting visitation again. They get the luxury of ignoring reality while we are drowning.

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Franchise leader in assists by a defenceman ✅

Franchise leader in goals by a defenceman ✅
Franchise leader in points by a defenceman ✅
Franchise leader in games played by a defenceman ✅

Thank you for 15 unforgettable seasons Eagle! 🦅

[Big Poppa Pump @champagnepaaaji]

Mortis!

[supeRsonicNerd @SupersonicNerd]

Making his official debut 🐾

CC: @champagnepaaaji