Mario Salazar

until then please be kind to animals

[Mario Salazar @SuperStarcomedy]

Been a few days now but I had a wonderful show at the @ImprovHouston. Big shoutout to all comedians I shared stage with and to Emmanuel Valencia! CUJO, Team CUJO and Nothing But Sportz! It was so cool having the most talked about man in Houston the last few months at my show. His professional fight Oct 24th. #TEAMCUJO

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Getting beat up by the guy selling 🥜

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And Fuck the PSJA North Raiders too

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How sad and pathetic are the #Chargers. How embarrassing #boltup #FTR

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I hate this team so much sometimes. 3rd and inches and you run a play out of the shotgun. You dumb motherfuckers ���😢😢😢😢

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Justin Herbert showing why he is going to be the MVP this year BOLT UP ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Every Charger fan knew that Raider Kicker was gonna make that career long field goal 🥴

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And now a Quentin Johnston drop

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Omarion Hampton showing us some life. Thank goodness

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@mdatheREALMCCOY I am one of the most optimistic Chargers fans but I am super frustrated with this team. No UMPH!! No passion, no physicality. We are officially one of the worst teams in the league

[Luis Perez @SC_BoltFan]

@SuperStarcomedy This Mike Mcdaniel offense is straight ass.

[Mario Salazar @SuperStarcomedy]

We FINALLY get a first down and it’s a holding call 😢😢😢

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Chargers are making me hate football @GACPodcast17

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Chargers are officially one of the worst teams in the league 🥺

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

This dude at the Buccaneers game had a Buc-ee’s shirt and was like, “that’s close enough.“

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This offense makes even Joe Alt act dumb

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@GACPodcast17 McDaniel offense feels to cutesy and complicated without no real umph. Like Staley Defense few years back. And my eyes keep going to Cole Strange on every offensive play and it’s offensive to watch 😢. I am starting to get really sad watching this team and it’s only week 2

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The universe hates the Chargers

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Chargers offense is so frustrating to watch

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I keep watching Cole Strange and he is so buns bro 😢😢

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And immediately after posting this we get an INT

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A must win in Week 2 and Chargers looking so mid AGAIN. #JeremiahSmith here we come