Hi, I am Suppandi, one of India's most loved comic characters and the current world record holder for maximum number of jobs held by a fictional character.
Have you ever had to get on a stage and give a speech and then completely blank out?
I can proudly say it never happened to me.
Nobody has ever asked me to give a speech.
It is so hot right now I had to switch on the geyser to take a cold bath.
This is why I'm envious of celebrities. They have so many fans. I'm sure they never feel hot!
I heard someone say that every once in a while, you should stop to smell the flowers. So I did. But then this cop got angry with with me, because apparently, I'm not "allowed" to stop in the middle of a road to smell flowers that I bought for MYSELF with MY money!
Okay, I think I ate too much ice cream cake. My brain's frozen and my tummy is about to burst. I feel like a bottle of soda that's been forgotten in the freezer!
I had such a fun day today! Thank you the Tinkle team for hosting such a fun party for me! More importantly, thank you to all the kids who showed up and made the party such a success! They are such a smart bunch! Here's to growing older and hopefully wiser!
People keep asking me why I don't stress about losing my job all the time.
It's because I'm excited about the next job I'm going to get.
And the pay hike that usually comes with it.
See, I'm really bad at keeping a job but I'm very good at negotiating my next salary!