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Proud supporter of 81 BHC

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@HitchcocksM I remember getting all my spares from Gander & Gray in manor park ....

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@MoreMotorcycles bikes out while repairing workshop floor 😎🔨🔨🔨🔨

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@Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

[Sonny Barger @Sonny_Barger]

Dec 23rd, just me reminding you (and myself) to breathe. Don’t let the checklist steal your happiness, put the phone down, smile at someone, enjoy the quiet. I’m choosing happy thoughts today, laughter, cozy blankets,& people who show up. spread a lil light
Best, Zorana Barger

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@Matt_Pinner Fall by the looks of it 🤔

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@CurbsideBikes BSA b50 trail

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It’s Battle of Britain Day, when the world pauses to remember the huge debt it owes to the Hawker Hurricane.

Repeat please.

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@ProBikeUK Like myself a true classic 😎

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@Alphafox78 Put kettle on have a cuppa tea, no need to boil the water 🥵

[Sonny Barger @Sonny_Barger]

TGIF…. Good morning!! 🌞 Hope you’re all feeling good today. We’ve added some fun new merch that I think you’ll love—take a peek! Remember, every day is a fresh start. Have a fantastic weekend ahead! 💖

Best
Zorana Barger🌹💫

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

I am over 50, and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.

Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every ten seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We're bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some ***hole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.....

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical ******.

If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys.... We're used to getting screamed and yelled at, and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course, however..... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push-ups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too..... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave or to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those terrorists..... The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million hacked off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting women over 50.... in menopause! Do you think MEN have attitudes? Ohhhhhhhh my goodness!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If one immigrates to any given country, they must respect the laws and culture of that country and contribute to that country to the best of their ability, doing no harm.

That applies to ALL countries.

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@Rainmaker1973 3

[Sonny Barger @Sonny_Barger]

Good Morning ⭐️ A couple years ago, Sonny Barger Productions Inc published Candy Chand's book, "Walking Backward”

If you haven't read it yet, I'll add an Amazon link to purchase it in the comment section.

Wishing you all a day as bright and beautiful as your spirit.😇

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@CletusAwreeetus Panniers gone then ride it

[sime @supportBHC]

Thoughts on this new BSA 650 Srambler

Mine for what it's worth are ... it would look better with high level exhaust knobblies & analouge speedo not all that lcd stuff also shame it's liquid cooled .... apart from that it's a cracking looking bike .

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@TotalMotorcycle XT 500

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@JVMonte2 Pink floyd .... meatloaf ....... sex pistols

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@Rainmaker1973 An engine for me x trail

[Karl @karlhandforth]

It’s mad, can go to Amsterdam. Smoke weed, shag a brass. All legal.

Can’t even have a wank here. Games gone.

Starmers Britain is done.