Simon Aronowitz

Helping UK restaurants to thrive in 2025

[Simon Aronowitz @supportlounge]

I am a hospitality superstar and can upsell everything, delight my guests, make them want to come back, post a 5⭐️review and make another reservation.
Can’t get hired.
They want foreign students who don’t speak English. And maybe aren’t actually students. Let’s be real.

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@UKHospKate
Why is nobody talking about the “foreign students” taking all the hospitality jobs?
Surely it’s because of stupidity and NI thresholds.
These jokers can’t even speak English, never mind upselling starters, desserts and cocktails.
But they are being hired.

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@KonstantinKisin Asshole

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@KonstantinKisin Here’s my baby.
Don’t judge me for being an asshole.

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@francisjfoster Say something serious or STFU.
Your constant prevication is so tedious

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@AllisonPearson At what point do you realise they’re deliberately fomenting a civil war?
That they could even think of shredding jury trials…
Being a disastrous government can no longer be considered accidental.
Now ask why do they want this?
What could they possibly gain from more unrest?

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@RupertLowe10 File a hate speech complaint against yourself and plod might turn up.
Also, stupid car, especially in London.
Buy a Honda.

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@UKHospKate Keep fighting, but nothing will change until we have a sensible government. We’ve already waited decades.

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@caroldecker Fucking awesome!

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@grynbaum I want a mea culpa for calling Tulsi an “Assad Toady”.
She couldn’t define “toady” but nonetheless used it.

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@lotuseaters_com @Nigel_Farage @modadGeoP @Sargon_of_Akkad @MrHreviews @lotuseaters_com Please stop @modadGeoP banging the desk. Even lightly, it’s messing up the audio.
Or maybe don’t attach your mic stands to your desks.
Have you ever listened back to your audio through headphones? The banging is distracting. I had to stop listening.

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@michaelmalice @michaelmalice Your podcast audio is very low. Could you please fix this for future recordings.

[Kate Nicholls OBE @UKHospKate]

100,000 jobs lost across the economy since January - 60,000 fewer people employed in hospitality.

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@UKHospKate What is the predicted attribution rate for hospitality businesses this FY?

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@michaelmalice @HotepJesus Racist bullshit.

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@toobaffled I’d like a more reliable source than Expose News.
It’s Baxter Dmitri all over again.

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@elonmusk https://t.co/dNdbFMMLw7

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@mattlynnwriter Please cover the change in law regarding tip and service charges in hospitality. New law in effect 1st October.
Employers will be obligated to pass on all tips and service charges to employees. Currently, many businesses keep it.

https://t.co/SXVZubuGXk

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@newstart_2024 They killed people.
The government and the media killed people.
You should all be ashamed.

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@newstart_2024 It’s a total disgrace.
Why should you trust these people when you know more than they do. But they have an MD?
You can buy an MD. And maybe some of them did.
I never believed this bullshit because I have a brain and I read.
Shame on everyone.