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[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Eric Thames made a reference to Harvey's Wallbangers tonight. He's the most interesting man in the world.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Major League HR leaders:
1. Thames, 8
2t. Springer, 7
2t. K. Davis, 7
2t. Red Sox, 7

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Major news: Commissioner’s office announces 80-game suspension for #Pirates’ Starling Marte. Tested positive for Nandrolone.

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Starling Marte's suspension begins immediately. By @MLB rule, he is ineligible for postseason should the #Pirates qualify.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

We got shortstops and Red Sox changing teams with Benintendi/Crawford moving from @TBroderick860 To @TT1ME for Xander and change. Good deal.

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Greg Holland leads @MLB with 6 saves. Great signing by @Rockies.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

Eric Thames going DEEP! #KoreanBombs

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

Shout out @jacobyjones23 for making me look smart today with the fantasy pickup. #SteamyStreamer

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

Jacoby Jones completes the combo meal for the first #SteamyStreamer of the year.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

When you get the stream right. #JaCobyJones

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

The fish is in the pond. #RainbowTrout

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

Yasmani Grandal helping me start off strong. BOMBS from both sides of the dish.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

Buxton flying all over the place.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

Hill. McCarthy. Ryu. Don't know if this is a rotation, or a straight line to the DL. https://t.co/VggoFPwdyN

[Andy McCullough @ByMcCullough]

So the rotation: Kershaw, Maeda, Hill, McCarthy and Ryu.

The bullpen: Jansen, Romo, Dayton, Avilan, Hatcher, Wood, Stripling.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

@bbbaseballposse @AzDesertCats I voted for Gary Johnson cuz I #GetHighWithGary

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

@bbbaseballposse @AzDesertCats I plead the 2nd Amendment.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

@bbbaseballposse @AzDesertCats my league only grapples sexually with attractive women. Not competitively with other men.

[Commish Paul @SupremeEmporer]

@bbbaseballposse @AzDesertCats your arms are much to short to box with Gods.