Babatisa

Vinyl Records. Funk. Blues. Jazz. Soul. Hip Hop. Soukous. Quiet Storm. Reggae. Benga. Muziki Wa Dansi. Coffee. Whisky. Beer. 7ft Personality ¹/² @envogueauto

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

This year...

You want a car, hit me up
You want to service a car, hit me up
Need a car part, hit me up
Need a nose cut, hit me up
Need a half cut, hit me up
Need headlight, hit me up
Need an engine, hit me up
Need a gearbox, hit me up

Issues cars, hit me up.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

There is a passport center in Mombasa. It is located at Uhuru na Kazi building. 500 meters from Statehouse/Statelodge Mombasa where the president stays. It has existed for over 7 years.
Hata kama ni ukora...

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

More mystery firms:

[Rwakiii🤍🩶 @MercyKirwa4]

I campaign for president Maraga everyday for free, I’m tired of moi orphans we need change that’s the cleanest man !

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[Norman Finkelstein @normfinkelstein]

https://t.co/b8jfXvzfxp

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The law is the law. It does not matter for how long the law has been violated. Article 138(1) & (2) of the Constitution, on the Procedure at presidential election, categorically provides:
(1) If only one candidate for President is nominated, that candidate shall be declared elected.
(2) If two or more candidates for President are nominated, an election shall be held in each constituency.
Voting at elections is conducted as provided under Article 86, which provides:

86. At every election, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries
Commission shall ensure that-

(a) whatever voting method is used, the system is simple, accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent;

(b) the votes cast are counted, tabulated and the results announced promptly by the presiding officer at each polling station;

(c) the results from the polling stations are openly and accurately collated and promptly announced by the returning officer; and (d) appropriate structures and mechanisms to eliminate electoral malpractice are put in place, including the safekeeping of election materials.

From the law above, there is no way the results for the Presidential elections cannot be announced at the Constituency as required by the Constitution. #ReKe #GetitDone #KnowYourConstitution

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

Looking for dance creators for an upcoming campaign.
Requirements:

▪️ Have a strong following
▪️ Active on at least two platforms: TikTok, IG, Facebook or YT Shorts
▪️ Excellent in Kompa / Kizomba.
▪️ Under 30
Please DM links/profile only.
Thanks.
#ikokaziKE

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

@kimyamiyaki Nah. That car can't start. It looks like flood damage. A lot of those cars are written off. People buy a shell then put in the work to rebuild it. It also has to pass inspection for it to be back on the road.

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

Religious nut jobs see no issue with this BS that hypocrite spews.

[Atheists In Kenya Society @atheists_ke]

The 2019 Kenya Population and Housing Census recorded more than 750,000 Kenyans as having no religion. These are citizens who enjoy the same Constitutional rights and dignity as every other Kenyan.

President William Ruto's recent remarks about atheists were deeply unfortunate. Leaders should unite the country, not demean or stigmatize people because of their religious beliefs or lack thereof.

Every Kenyan deserves respect, regardless of whether they are religious or non-religious.

[Victor Gatsby @LordGichohi]

This govt has so many uncreative people and cartoons what the hell is this ???

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Rode past State House a few minutes ago and a horde of security guards are waiting patiently for “facilitation” and tapestry of fiction from that guy

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

Hata mkikwepa kutaja aliyetenda haya maovu tunajua.

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

In a cleared plot of land between buildings flattened by airstrikes in Gaza City, row upon row of Palestinian flags were laid out neatly over the remains of dozens of people to be buried on Tuesday.

https://t.co/60zz00QCnl

[Kibae @baedrian__]

Nani akona a good customer complaints tracker template with drop-downs and all anaweza nisaidia nayo?

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Luis Figo has become the first big-name ex-footballer to call for Gianni Infantino to resign, branding his conduct the “lowest, most deceitful and cravenly self-interested behaviour I have ever witnessed”.

The Portugal legend, who was a candidate for the Fifa presidency in 2015 before withdrawing and later backing Infantino, accused the Swiss of a “litany of abuses” and the governing body of “mob-like behaviour” under his leadership, adding: “He has lied, deceived and tried to feather his own nest at the expense of the game.”

@ben_rumsby has more ⤵️
https://t.co/6qRxk9iTe4

[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

Shameful media blackout over another massacre of civilians in Gaza.
Stop Israeli crimes and international complicity- from the River to thr Sea.

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

Kuna ujinga ingine inakuwanga Utetoh na hauwezi iponya

[Kinyanjui Kombani @KKombani]

SMH! The worst thing about using AI to replace our own thinking, without safeguards to check on hallucination, is that our kids get a raw deal. Case in point, there is no such extract in 'Dear Mama'...

Yet a Grade 10 learners may be using this 'revision paper' for exam prep!

[Parody account of myself @samdave69]

Size of Kenya police farce: 100k

Allocated for VIP protection ~4k
Deployed for traffic ~5k

Remaining 90k shared in 2 shifts, ie a measly 45k, to provide security for 52m Kenyans.

Yet we still have the manpower and resources to allocate them to chase down jaywalkers?

Idiocy.

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

To many neanderthals behind wheels in this city. But sure, arbitrary speed limits will certainly make us Singapore.

[Motorist Association @motoristsoffice]

Mike:
Kindly highlight the danger these construction trucks crossing illegally on Ngong Road from Talanta Stadium pose.
State House Sabina Chege Nyong
#MaishaFiti BLOOD SAGA