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Cash App me money for a surprise

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who needs makeup remover when you can just use your tears

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I’d be a lot happier if I could get animal style fries at 3 in the morning

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just a fyi stubhub fucking sucks

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I just wanna jump out of a plane and then I’ll be okish

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If I don’t finish this year off with so much growth then I give up fr fr cause I’m tired

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Barts so crazy cause like you’re really just riding in a tunnel underwater like what

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to all my friends out there who still fuck with drugs, please for god sake be careful and test you fuckin shit. One “good” high really isn’t worth losing your life

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for $20 a hour you’d thinks these mother fuckers would move faster

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Tried it race my dog and the mother fucker tripped ne and now my hands are all fucked up

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I never hated having big feet until I found a site with cute fuckin shoes and a they literally stop at the size before mine 😭

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old people really need to just shut the fuck up sometimes

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the day I never make coffee again is gonna be a great day

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trying so hard to keep my shit together

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I feel like unless you see a blender you should not be asking for any blended drinks at a dive bar

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I feel like I’m drowning

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the way I could fuck up some in n out rn 😭

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I just wanted to get sushi how the hell is it 3am and I’m not home 😅😭

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My cat ran away in October and I have not watched a snap chat memory since because I can not handle seeing memories of her without wanting to cry 😭

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If you leave a bar without paying your tab, you’re a bitch

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bout to hire someone to organize my whole house cause i can not 😂😭