Surajerations

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Sometimes I try to spray myself but it never works #quenchme

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I'm reffing the rugby world cup finals

[TiddlerTommysTweets @TomsTinyTiddles]

#nervous #defensive #indenial

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I don't prowl on innocent freshers at leadmill #itchypenis

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I asked for the haircut Im wearing #NationalTellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay

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But it's tiers are knackered #itsinflatable

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I've got a new car

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I was born with pubes #sacred #NewZealand

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I'm in Tenerife... #skegness #Photoshop #cropandslide

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@TomHoldsworth13 Charlotte

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@TomsTinyTiddles will be in Jess Marler's PUSSY tonight! #songsthatnevergetold

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I'm 19th best player in the world on FIFA

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Tom said he watched an episode of MIC in the library. So I said "OMG so you get to the library at 4am and watch 12 hrs of TV!" #surajeration

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@jamiesbullahit my willy is the bigger than a blue whales #imnotsurajerating #ohwaitiam

[Jamies bullshit @jamiesbullahit]

@TomHoldsworth13 you've got a Massive dick #bullshit #itstiny

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I drank a whole bottle of vodka before I went out. #hidhalfofitinmyroom

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Might slip in some of my associates in my interview... Lord sugar. Donald. Gatesy etc #ihavenevermetanyofthem

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I ate a big red candle #surajeration

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I'm going to delete @jamiesbullahit

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Oh I don't have your shaving adapter!!!