Crankier Hank

I know exactly what @CrankyHankJ thinks. Conservative anticommunist. Neither GOP nor MAGA. Screw the Dems. Retired USCG.

[Crankier Hank @SurelyNotHank]

America is a place with a people & a history & a culture.

It is not an enterprise zone, a piece of parchment, a welfare delivery system, or a proposition.

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@js50267

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@MikeWingerii Mormon response: "I'm a Christian, though! I use some of the same words you do and I talk about somebody I call Jesus! The warm fuzzies in my tummy prove I'm right!"

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

🎯

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@Eric_Schmitt Let's crowdfund airfare for them. All they have to do is renounce their citizenship in exchange.

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@jonathanle13 @Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ Reasonable presumption, given his slippery evasiveness and his desperate attempts to change the subject.

He's ashamed of his beliefs and won't affirm them in front of non-Mormons.

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@Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ There were no conclusions up there, but rather ten QUESTIONS. If you disagree with a QUESTION, answer "no" to that QUESTION. If you agree with a QUESTION, answer "yes" to that QUESTION.

This is not complicated. Stop being so timid & embarrassed.

Answer. The. QUESTIONS.

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@cBk0006 @CrankyHankJ Just answer the questions. Stop being so timid and ashamed.

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@deeann79265 @CrankyHankJ https://t.co/07qdoLIdgw

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@BasedMikeLee My neighbor just founded the Church of Jesus Christ (Who Was A Giant Purple Five Headed Lizard From Pluto, By The Way).

He's just as much a "Christian" as any mormon is.

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@jacksonfrandsen @CrankyHankJ Little busy at the moment. Come back later. Mentions are kinda blowing up.

https://t.co/2itp14NnKy

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Come on, Mormons. These ten yes-or-no questions should be easy for you. Step forward. Tell us what you believe:

1) Was God the Father once a human?

2) Was God the Son created?

3) Are Jesus & Satan spirit brothers?

4) Was Jesus not God at any point in His life?

5) Are the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit three separate and distinct gods?

6) Was Jesus first conceived a spirit child by the Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother, and then "begotten in flesh" when the Heavenly Father had sex with the Virgin Mary?

7) When Jesus returns, will He set up a 1000 year global theocracy based in Jackson County, Missouri?

8) Can humans become gods with all the same attributes as God the Father?

9) Are there other gods just like the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit?

10) Does the leader of your organization receive "revelations from God" that have as much authority as the Bible?

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@Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ No. You don't. Not when you mendaciously refuse to answer the ones at the beginning of the thread that started everything, and do nothing but try to change the subject. Grow a spine, kid.

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@Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ @YeezyHowYouDoIt It's beginning to look like you're dishonest rather than dimwitted.

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@MikeSMillerArt @CrankyHankJ About 5 or 6 actually found the spine to do that.

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@Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ You, when asked simple questions:

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@davefromcamp @Sup3r10sGaming @CrankyHankJ They are rather ... slippery.

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@Sup3r10sGaming @davefromcamp @CrankyHankJ Rather strange answers, indeed.

Who promoted the current deity to god status if there wasn't a previous dude on another planet who got promoted first?

Turtles all the way down, right?

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@BlackMediaHub

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@terryschappert

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Explaining the Trinity to Mormons:

https://t.co/znSYE5OaEn

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@CrankyHankJ @MamaCAllen Funny how @MamaCAllen has suddenly gone quiet.

Hey, Mama Allen:

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@CallMeK1123 Steve.