Suresh

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@IRInvesting PLI certified ✅
Service certified ❌
@OlaElectric: “We got government approval”
Customers: “Can we get service center approval first?”

Ola: Ready for incentives
Owners: Waiting for spare parts since last quarter
@Bhash
“Please wait… your vehicle will start after next update”

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@OlaElectric @OlaElectric be like: “Future is electric ⚡”
Customers: “Present is service center 🛠️” 😭
#NeverBuyOla

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@IndianInfoGuid Good move by TRAI👏

Waiting for someone to step in for @OlaElectric
Same rule:
✔ Service on all days
✔ Response on all complaints
✔Spares on all vehicles
Right now users are uniformly available… only in service centers
And @Bhash still not available on any platform
#OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@GuruShareMarket EMI removed → middle class lifestyle crashes 📉
But we @OlaElectric users won’t feel the difference 😌
We’re already paying without using it.

And @Bhash?
No EMI, no update, no timeline .
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@OlaElectric Big respect to Ola Electric 👏
Great price, great timing, great vision 🚀

Only confusion 😌
Ride starts on road or in service center?
And Bhash still buffering ⏳
#NeverBuyOla #OlaService

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@mrsaurabhsharma @OlaElectric @bhash We’ve been waiting whole 6 months just to get our serviced vehicle back — why are you waiting months to get a new one delivered? Save yourself from future frustration… cancel it now if and escape the @OlaElectric Waiting Olympics before it begins🏃‍♂️
@bhash
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@india_plus_ Govt: 10,000 AC e-buses by 2027 🚌❄️
Public: Finally reliable EVs 🙌

Imagine if @OlaElectric handled it…
Half in service center, half ��waiting for spares’ 😌
@bhash world-class bus experience loading… ⏳
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@_adityaa21 AI replacing developers, designers, managers 🤖
@OlaElectric users: silently watching like 👀
‘At least AI might fix our scooter issues faster than @OlaElectric support’ 😌

@bhash maybe deploy AI to service centers
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@Brahamvakya @bhash @bhash building world-class VCU 🚀
Meanwhile me: waiting 8 months…
Is this VCU or an ISRO mission launch window? 🚀
@OlaElectric any update or still in pre-launch countdown?
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails #OlaeWaste

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@IndianTechGuide If waiting time at @OlaElectric service centers were counted as assets,

we would easily enter this rich list in first place.

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@Indianinfoguide Breaking: @OlaElectric scooters now 100% pollution-free
Because they’re 100% non-operational in service centres
Delhi Govt fighting pollution,
Ola customers fighting with @bhash for service

#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails #OlaeWaste
#Olaservice

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@Crypto_Shyam @OlaElectric @bhash We’ve been waiting whole 6 months just to get our serviced vehicle back — why are you waiting months to get a new one delivered? Save yourself from future frustration… cancel it now if and escape the @OlaElectric Waiting Olympics before it begins🏃‍♂️
@bhash
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@OlaElectric Ola be like: “Switch to Ola Electric”
Existing user(Me): “I can’t even switch ON my Ola”
Service center: “Waiting for spares for 3 months”
Exchange value?
Dealer: “We don’t exchange Ola,better to consider scrap donation”
It feels like a subscription plan for service center visits

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@KommawarSwapnil New hack to avoid fines:
✔ Don’t overspeed
✔ Wear helmet
✔ Follow rules
OR
✔ Buy @OlaElectric scooter
✔ Keep it permanently in service center
No vehicle at all– ₹0 fine, ₹∞ patience
At this point, following traffic rules is easy,following up for ola service is adventure

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@BadruddinHabeeb @OlaElectric Paid trolls from Ather Energy & Bajaj Auto?
Bro, Ola Electric customers don’t even have time to troll… they’re still following up for service since 2023 ⏳😭
I am also paid PR from other EV.
#NeverBuyOla

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@OlaElectric @OlaElectric offer:Limited Time Offer!
Customers:
Unlimited Time Service – ‘will update soon’ since 2023

Book in 1 hour?
Wait 8 months for service.
Customer care: ghost mode

Only company where:
More offers = more confusion
More ads = more complaints
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@OlaElectric Meanwhile @OlaElectric Offer:
“Offer valid only Limited Time”

Customers: “Service valid only ‘will update soon’ – forever”

Book scooter in 1 hour…
Wait 8 months for service
Never get reply📞

Only company where:
More offers =more doubts
More ads =more complaints
#NeverBuyOla

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@Ravisutanjani Meanwhile @OlaElectric thinking:
“How do we charge premium for the app… when users are already using it to complain?”
Plan:
₹9 – Open app
₹19 – Raise complaint
₹49 – Talk to support (no response)
@bhash Premium experience coming.
Users:We’re already paying mentally
#OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@MotorBeam Meanwhile @OlaElectric(probably thinking):
If EVERYONE launches EVs… how do we stand out?🧱⚡
Plan B:
Suggest a quick reboot… maybe it auto fix
@bhash:
“AI support incoming”
Customers (joking): “AI = Always Ignoring” 🤡
Battery: 100% 🔋
Customer Trust: 0%
#NeverBuyOla #OlaFails

[Suresh @Sureshmcaas]

@AarivKhanna Meanwhile @OlaElectric customers thinking:
“I replied once to service center… now I’m stuck in infinite loop”
Call →missed
Message →seen
Scooter →unseen, lying at service center.
@Bhash “AI powered support🚀”
Customers: “Yes bro… AI = Always Ignoring”
#NeverBuYOla #OlaFails