sarfaraz

yikessssss

[who gaf @hoeforhozier_]

Don't do drugs, do me instead

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

life has gone from eating lunch in group of 4’s to eating alone lol.

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

iOS 16 is pretty .

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

All red Lambo just to tease you ahh 😂😂

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

start the weekend by listening to the weeknd 🫶🏼

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

⁦@keys_shun⁩

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

Oh yeah HSR traffic I’m lovin it 😮‍💨😮‍💨🫠

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom and swearing.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

fuck a break up , yall ever got excited to make cereal & there ain’t no milk 😭

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

some ppl have taken their bags and gone home 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

some Dwight in the building pulled a fake fire drill 💀😂

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

started walking with a fire extinguisher w my boss 😂🧯

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

meanwhile In another universe

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

missed that 60% off ice cream offer shi 🤦‍♂️

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

sleeping my way through the adversities of life

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

fun fact : I’m a jake peralta personality since ages 🏄‍♂️ coo coo coool cool cool

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

binging b99 so I can be a jake peralta at work & beyond and annoy my boss 😌

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

who else is joining me on my Forrest Gump run 🏄‍♂️

[sarfaraz @surfuO]

@hoeforaslice pick the call you dumbass 🫠

[Mihir @kyayaarmihir]

I use UPI like it's linked to Elon Musk's bank account 😭😭😭