Sbidge

Maybe I’ll paint them in myself

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Self deprecating humor is great because you can openly laugh with friends about how much you truly suck

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

@Skeeter206 This is very specific

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

There is corruption and fraud in the US government.
And Trump is the absolute worst person to address it, always has been. He is playing y'all so hard. He is the swamp 2.0 pretending to drain the swamp. This isn't hard to see if you look.
No one is coming to save you

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

@ATurner2188 Be kind to yourself. This winter has been brutal in so many ways and the state of the world makes it worse.

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Why is this bath bomb DJT? 🤢🤢🤢

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

@ATurner2188 I love this for you

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

@Pat_Dimitri At the rate he is going future generations won’t be able to read

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

With thunderous applause…

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

I survived hyperemesis gravidarum, a quarantine pregnancy and masked delivery, a baby with colic, and postpartum depression but potty training may just kill me

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Continued

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

This absolutely wild text exchange occurred when my coworker tried to get information about a cpr recertification class in her area. This person needs to be fired. Holy crap.

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Literally everything MTG does disgusts me. She is a walking skid mark in an old man’s underwear. 🤢

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

@emilykmay “The Promise” by Tracy Chapman stops me in my tracks every time.

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

@RCallahanKO Oh he has one. 🥴

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

One of the hardest parts of being an adult is having people who you think love, care about, and respect you buy your 3 year old 500+ piece Lego sets.

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

Only in the U.S. would there be paid advertisements for different religions.

[Sbidge @Surfwindandfire]

To who ever signed me up for Nikki Haley campaign texts