Greggers

I work. I used to go to school. I put Knorr's Caldo de Tomate on most foods. I'm a fun guy, and I like to have fun.

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Blue guy is totally cool with how Spotify renders their Artist photo. Stop bringing it up.

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#JeremyAllenWhite #TheBear

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Is it weird that my healthcare provider has publicly claimed to be our permanent emperor? Kaiser Permanente is on some power trip. Talk about anti-democratic.

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As someone who has watched every nature documentary on the internet, @DavidKHarbour's narration on Netflix's Animal: Bears might be the best I've ever heard. I choose him to succeed David Attenborough. #NiceTwitter

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Thor: Love and Thunder #SpoilerAlert! When the battle seems lost, Thor discovers his true superpower: love. #PlausibleSpoilers #ThorLoveAndThunder

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Thor: Love and Thunder plot leaked #SpoilerAlert! Stranded in a barn overnight during a summer storm, Thor comforts a skittish horse and reflects on the patterns of behavior that led to his divorce. #PlausibleSpoilers #ThorLoveAndThunder

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@amandapetrusich @NewYorker @PhizLair Liked when you translate for her on what I might call "angst around going full #metoo."

"We’ve certainly witnessed a kind of performance of equality...but who knows if that means anything."

Indeed. As Shane might say, "You gotta have fear in your heart."

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@h2opolopunk Even in Orlando?

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@johnkrasinski @somegoodnews On behalf of my treasured wife and myself and the rest of society, we could all really use some more good news right now. I'm sure there were great reasons why you stopped, but what you did was meaningful, and it would be meaningful again. Either way, thank you.

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The Lion King #SpoilerAlert! A brave young lion rises up against a gay king and his female-led hyena court to restore patriarchy to the animal kingdom #PlausibleSpoilers #TheLionKing

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What the world needs now (audio required)

[ACEITO 🐎🇩🇴 @_greattscott]

My mans out here killing it 😭😭😭😭

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Hamilton #SpoilerAlert! Even rap can’t save Alexander Hamilton from his fatal adversary: the low-down, dirty blues. #PlausibleSpoilers #Hamilton

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It #SpoilerAlert! The child-stealing sewer clown turns out to be Gary Busey playing himself #PlausibleSpoilers #ThatsJustMean #ITmovie @ITMovieOfficial

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Godzilla #SpoilerAlert! His one weakness is chocolate #PlausibleSpoilers #Godzilla #GozillaKingOfTheMonters

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Get Him to the Greek #SpoilerAlert! The Greek turns out to be Joey Fatone #PlausibleSpoilers #GetHimToTheGreek

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Game of Thrones #SpoilerAlert! In the end, everyone gets a throne and they all dance #GOT #PlausibleSpoilers

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The Usual Suspects #SpoilerAlert! It turns out Kevin Spacey is a bad guy #TheUsualSuspects #KevinSpacey

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Revenge of the Nerds #SpoilerAlert! In the end, Bay Area real estate spikes to unaffordable levels, provoking a political crisis #PlausibleSpoilers #RevengeOfTheNerds

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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #SpoilerAlert! A transformational make-over reveals that Ugly is actually gorgeous. Also Bad is good, and they all fall in love #PlausibleSpoilers #TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly

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In the end, Nemo finds *you* #SpoilerAlert #PlausibleSpoilers #FindingNemo